Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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Top comments
matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
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Comments (191)
matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
EpicPear 0
WINCEST!!!
KMtheDrummer 6
3 minutes, judging by the timestamps.
Gtfo_Troll 0
O.o
airforce987 20
Actually, comment #3 is a wincest comment, and was posted at the same minute at #1...
Gtfo_Troll 0
She was just using that as an excuse to see his junk. Either that or kill your mood.
Keyman1212 14
Not to be mean, but OP's boy friend sounds like a real momma's boy. I'm pretty sure she put the condom on for him, the way she treats him.
GreenAppleDP 0
52, It was OP's mom who had walked in to examine his wrapped pud, not the boyfriend's.
Naitsi 19
One piece rock
c00lguy89 1
That joke isnt even funny. It's overused and it sux.
proxxX069069 7
I just want to know if they got to finish after ?
dontfmlplzzz 6
You're aware it wasnt his mom right
justcallmebro 0
She wanted some dick too. Get over it.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
Op's mom just wanted a peek at the boyfriends dick.
adrrii 0
She said it was her mom
TheTerenity 9
219, Your picture fits the expression of OP
anonymous100000 17
ever heard of locks? USE THEM. YDI
bambam7291 2
now that's some funny shit. lol
Fruit_Dealer 9
What? I dont recall OP mentioning anything anal. o.O I believe even more awkwardness would have been produced if it was..
EatnBeef 7
Don't condoms go on the balls?
YtotsDI 0
Ur in shit
jmtmxer 0
141- yea go get some and put them on.... See how that works out for ya
flockz 20
ya condoms go on my balls cuz i got them cylindrical balls yeaaaaaaa boy.
v1kt4r 13
No Shit!
sakforduc 0
Did she join in?
fthislyfe 22
Did you really have to say that?
LexSpades 4
Yes yes it's was needed
PeteyPablo12308 20
Hmm.. Gross.
dsbs 9
Me gusta
HideouslyHuman 10
No,No bueno.No le gusta!
v4extreme 6
The incest comments themselves were funny enough to begin with, the inevitable negative overreactions of everyone on fml makes it even better. The strange thing is, I would expect most people who read fmls to be able to take a joke...
ShakeMeDown 12
I agree with the above. Unless the mom was like Megan fox or or some other hot movie star with huge fake boobs.
jillyj98 7
Ewwwwwww
kaylapple 1
#114 and #80.... Me no le gusta.!
HideouslyHuman 10
You would say just "No me gusta." No le gusta is what you say when your directing it at someone,and I was directing it toward comment 80. But nice effort!
UmbreIIaCorp 1
I'd show her.... and i dont mean but just looking... she'd feel it ;)
wegetrz 14
If it's not ur mom and she looks decent..go for it.
MCRaddict 0
perv
cunnalingus365 0
Mother daughter duo.....only happens once in a lifetime...DO IT SON!
Epic_Times 10
Ouch, that's awkward...
EpicPear 0
Not as awkward as our names -_-
Epic_Times 10
Awkwardly Epic lol
icefshng8 9
Epically awkward?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Wet dreams!
iam_yummylicious 12
I like to sand paper my nipples and lick the blood that flows from my teets. Hehehehee.
yankfan89 27
185-What the **** is wrong with you?
you_freak 7
185 sounds like Salad Fingers
hookemhrns 0
Wow, that's epic.
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
thebadmanpuntedb 7
Just pointing out it wasn't his mom. It was his girlfriends mom, unless of course they were gay...
Phololololo 8
Personally, I think she wants the D
buttercup_mcm 0
Lol
cheefer 0
If they were gay, the condom was probably lost in the rectum. Or no?
ItsUnlucky 6
That's kinda rude, telling her that her boyfriend has STD.
FriscoKidz 10
You need to learn how to lock your door and if it doesn't lock, then go and get one. Case closed..
instnt1nfction 17
*door closed
HideouslyHuman 10
Don't forget to lock it!
eftup 9
Did he?
Urbanchiller 0
the FML sounds like the begining of a **** video.
monkeywrench1 10
That's sick!
kickazz16 15
Threesome!
caity878 0
Uh ew?