helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinda awkward
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
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iiTEMP524 0
Awkwarrrrrrrrrd
rollursk8r 0
awkward... still , your mom was just making sure you were safe and why didn't your boyfriend know how to use a condom??? maybe he was absent that day in sex ed. m/ peace out!!!
Eelusive 0
Great for him. Your mom green lighted him to shag your brains out.
mike1921 0
That's not the way I'd put it. It's less-so a green light as much as a speed limit. It's not stopping or allowing it, it's just saying "when and if you go you can't go this fast"
slaveowner190461 0
ur a dumbass she taught him for when they do so they dont **** up ur prolly a loser and a 40 y/old virgin cuz i no ur not in ur 20s or younger cuz u wouldnt have written that big ass paragraph ur an idiot 47
cucumberfabulous 7
Hahah people 20 and under can't write a paragraph? .... =)
Sugar_lipsXo 0
uhmmmmm maybe you shouldnt be having sex if your mom has to teach your boyfriend how to put a condom on... how old are you again? have your boyfriend keep it in his pants.
mike1921 0
Shut the **** up. You can't judge someone's intelligence just by him not knowing one thing
alpacino_fml 0
at least she didnt show him how to eat you out
heybud 0
did she offer, or did he ask.. haha
Whatever80 0
Thats A Very InterSting Question !
paddonm 0
whhhyyy???
bexox 0
pimpin88- The mom was probably making sure he knew how to put one on properly so that she didn't get "knocked up". Also, even if they are having sex after 2 weeks, that doesn't make her a *****. What about him?