Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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123Puppy 33
She should’ve at least thought about your phone...
Mooglefox 24
I hear about all these stories about how the man loses the ring right before or while popping the question. When I find the right lady, I will use a Cracker Jack ring and give her the real one when it is safe.
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Mooglefox 24
I hear about all these stories about how the man loses the ring right before or while popping the question. When I find the right lady, I will use a Cracker Jack ring and give her the real one when it is safe.
mfranks19891989 10
I agree that’s the better way to go. But for now he will have to settle being engaged to the Loch Ness monster.
ZeldaFlower 16
But how is that supposed to be romantic? “I got you a ring from a box of food, will you marry me?” Part of proposing is saying I care about you so much got you this expensive present that I know you’ll like because I know you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.
123Puppy 33
She should’ve at least thought about your phone...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Relationship overboard!
J15237 25
I know you lost the ring, but you should have still gone ahead and asked her. I think if you would have asked her to marry you and when she asked for the ring just point to the bottom of the water and then you guys try and pick one out you could afford. I am sure she would have felt bad and everything would have been fine.
bluejello2001 18
I will never understand why pushing a fully clothed person into the water is supposed to be cute. Aside from destroying cellphones, wallets, and such - that person is now likely stuck in cold and wet clothes for a while. Yeah, thanks for being playful; I'm just gonna be cold, wet, and cranky now.
Diawar 2
so true
Mulchinator 3
Interested. Six years later. Did you kids tie the knot?