Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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CallMeHush 1
A little tip for you. When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away. Hope this helps.
123amanda123 14
it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)
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Comments (184)
ninjasmurf 0
first
KellyIly 0
Oh wow. FYL.
look_its_me 0
eh. not that bad, there are already 500 more fmls about hobos peeing on people
ReyEr9412 0
That's why I wear yellow shoes.
Melkezidech 0
Why does every public transportation story (I.e: bus, train) have to do with random/ and or homeless people urinating near or on the OP?
ziggyeye 0
nasty
ReyEr9412 0
That's why I wear yellow shoes.
blitzen123 0
Eww! That is so nasty.
YourEvilHero 12
today I saw a girl I like at the busstop so I peed on her, she didn't say anything. fml
paigeatsflesh 11
pull on his dick and then slap his balls. that'll show him.
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
I'm new to this and need some help. will someone plz tell me wht op means??
StoryOfTheYear 15
well, that's not going to get him a girlfriend that's for sure
Lightslei 0
Original Poster
Ajjas013 6
For the unteenth time, OP stands for Orange Prick.
nessalujin 0
Lmao @36! Yes.
ashlynn610 12
No Ajjas!! it means Optimus Prime!!! (:
StoryOfTheYear 15
41- you'd be shot dead before you could get to the second part of that move, not a yes
Twi_lover_EC 6
Ya, Transformers are awsome, but out of all of them Bumblebee is the best!
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
thnx 39
ashlynn610 12
Lol guess so!!! (:
DGross 8
#36 I notice a trend where you frequently suggest biting / pulling on / slapping / punching a man in his balls. I kinda hope we never meet lol To the OP... legit FYL...you were doing nothing and now your shoes are ruined / at least smelly (depends how permeable the shoes were)
78euge781995 0
@ 36, what if the hobo likes it?
blitzen123 0
Lol @ 36.
StoryOfTheYear 15
55- lol they were probably some gay-ass crocs
paigeatsflesh 11
57, if the hobo likes it keep on doing it ;D
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm gonna have to go pee on #60 while wearing a hobo costume now.
78euge781995 0
lol @ 60 and 61
DGross 8
@ 59 Yea, crocs would really suck... just squishing around with pee in there...sounds like fun :-/
metalhead256 0
FAKE i already seen this fml by like 20 other **** tards like you
cgysoccerfreak 0
that's why I wear yellow shoes... no one gives a rats ass
ChrisCTL 0
elaborate on this "pulling of the dick" method you speak of. hahaha
paigeatsflesh 11
I think you know(:
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm seriously going to pee on you... Just sayin.
paigeatsflesh 11
don't pee on me! I'm sure there's another way to get me to pull on your dick then peeing on me!
kkamp516 10
Honestly, I wouldn't mind if you did that to me. lol jk. but your eyes are like gorgeous.
paigeatsflesh 11
thank youu!(:
Blue_Coconuts 7
True, but that's not as funny. Come to California so I can pee on you, because that's too far for me to go and I have classes. :(
kkamp516 10
Your seriously turning me on. lol. can you type more dirty stuff like that? lol jk
snowking_fml 0
yeah Paige is really pretty
paigeatsflesh 11
87, I know your not joking! don't act like you don't like it;D haha. and 88, thank you so much!<3:D
ilovechocochipz 0
try walking away????
DGross 8
I should probably retract what I said earlier about Paige... I wasn't thinking you meant in a kinky tasteful way but rather was thinking you had some personal vendetta against "junk" lol
ydiftw 0
Am I the only one who said "Whitest kids you know" when they read this?
kkamp516 10
lol ya, I guess I just can't hide the truth from u and ur beautifullness. ;) lol
kkamp516 10
btw what kind of flesh do u like to eat? ;)
78euge781995 0
lol everybody is hitting on paige! paige get ready for some pulling and slapping lol.
paigeatsflesh 11
lmao i guess this is what happens when you stay on FML to late xD haha and 95, why don't you send me a picture, then I might tell you(; ahah
dogcolon 0
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be to happy if someone peed on me #2
78euge781995 0
Come see FML At Night! lol
toxic10uhc 0
61 me too... and I just ate a grape and I... didn't **** in my pants.... yay!
toxic10uhc 0
and 36 WTF pleasuring a hobo is no way to get rid of him
kkamp516 10
lol. u like to be dirty don't u? lol jk.... mabye. ;) sooo..... what would u do to me if I was tied to a bed naked???
78euge781995 0
wtf? you keep saying dirty stuff, then say you're joking, and then you ask a dirty question. Seems to me you want to get some action.
solie92 0
??? nice attitude. I'd really like to get 2 know u. u seem like such a warm and kind person. shove some coal in ur mouth and swallow hard, then go do something with ur life.
DGross 8
...and I was enjoying FML@Night too :-( It's just a bunch of bored guys and gals on a Sunday night having fun lol ...and with that I'm going to shower... maybe even without clothes :-o
paigeatsflesh 11
oh my! let's hope a spider doesn't land on your foot and then butt rape you! that'd be a shame. and as for you 115, I'm sorry, but I would rather not tell everyone on FML my sexual pleasures.(:
Aj4710 0
I opened the window and a breeze flowed in...I sawr a film and stepped outside into the rain...snl ftw!
joker141 0
Paige let's smoosh;)
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm slightly disturbed by all of this. Sexual chat in a non-sexual FML.... Also, I called peeing on her first...... Bunch of copy cats.
78euge781995 0
True. You did call on peeing on her first. And this fml doesnt have any sexual content on it. Hmmm. This is what Sundays do to you.
DGross 8
@120 good news and bad news.. The good news is that I didn't get butt-raped by a spider though I was on alert :-P The bad news is that while I stared at the ceiling looking for that spider some jackass on the floor below me decided to be "funny" by continually flushing the toilet...it got hot in there and not in the good way... :-( @125...lol I'm not into the whole peeing thing but having a shower buddy is always exci..... jk :-P Someone else keep FML @ Night going...I've got an early class tomorrow...:-(
Blue_Coconuts 7
It's okay, you guys can have her... I have mfmylifesrsly already haha
demonsoldier31 0
lol wow gg that sure would
blindyblonde13 0
ewwiee.
tan976 0
Whats OP mean? Oh and FYL indeed
KurouTenshi 0
I have no idea what's going on... but I love Pop•Tarts :D Yay~!!!
78euge781995 0
I think Paige went to sleep :( @128, no spider or ramming head against wall?
78euge781995 0
oh and @ 135 op means original poster
RileyL29 0
@118// gorgeous.
guyy22 0
ha sucks to be you.
Shokz992 0
Holy crap, why do I have to be on the wrong continent? That was some kinky sh** right there :(
paigeatsflesh 11
ahahahHah you guys are funny xD and dgross, I'm glad to hear that there was no spider. and I'll beat those people up for you! they'll know not to mess with you again!(:< haha
paigeatsflesh 11
and 123, I'm not sure what that means... >.<
DGross 8
#139 No spider though it was probably for the better because I hate spiders too :-/ #141 thanks :-) #152 FYL... I'm only a short road trip away from showing Paige what #123 meant :-P (should probably add a jk in here lol...unless...) ehh it's not as much fun in the morning...
marleytooyou 0
dude ewe!!!! ahahhah
paigeatsflesh 11
haha, dgross you only live like 2 hours away(: or 1.
DGross 8
yea, I'm only about an hour away lol...road-trip sometime perhaps :-P Happy Valley is never boring lol
drdingus 27
Yep, it would
sum1savemeh 0
lol
deathcab7 0
who does that. pretty sure it takes an idiot to randomly pee in public. !
DGross 8
or a very drunk person lol but seriously... why does everyone assume the guy is a hobo? The FML says a man waiting for the same bus...
ElMetalero 0
I know right its probably a wealthy businessman waiting for the bus so he can get to work in his multimillion dollar company but unfortunately he couldn't hold it...
DGross 8
exactly #105... It could be some rich businessman with an overaggressive bladder afraid of wetting his custom-fit attire *Sarcasm to respond to sarcasm BTW :-)
GermanySucks 0
And i'm just the idiot for the job then! =D
MF12 0
Eh.
Twi_lover_EC 6
I would of puched that asshole in the face!
FYLDeep 26
I hope that's how it ended.
WOW_idc123 0
And you didn't move your shoe that was getting peed on?
hbblondie17 0
i hope you hit him
CallMeHush 1
A little tip for you. When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away. Hope this helps.
ImaginaryFoe 1
^ This. Print it, cut it out, and tape it to your shirt (upside down so you can look down and read it).
dfos1989 0
win
gigi_bella 0
Wow. Lots of hobos urinating on people. 0.o
gigi_bella 0
Sorry, double post. Ignore that. ^^
gigi_bella 0
Don't ignore it now... moderaters deleted the other one. :D
MF12 0
I hate it when that happens :)
ziggyeye 0
was he homeless?