helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinda awkward
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
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justanotherhuman 21
...did the mother just... ah, 'get' to explaining it to him before the OP? Is "taught" code for the mother literally putting the condom on the boyfriend? I certainly wouldn't want my father "teaching" my girlfriend how to use matching-magnetic genitalia & vibrator rings. Too many variable, but one thing is certain: mother got to telling boyfriend before OP did. Have to defer to a YDI. As far as the social/sexual embarrassment dynamic of this post... Mommy beat you to the punchline in SexEd for your boyfriend. That's *best case* scenario, at least according to my experience with 'mothers-*teaching*-me-how-to-put-a-condom-on'. Mostly because that kind of thing ranks ahead of 'mothers-*teaching*-me-how-to-remove-a-bra-seamlessly"... mostly.
elegantcr1mes 0
If she was just doing it for the sake of teaching, fyl. If your boyfriend doesn't know how to put on a condom, you shouldn't have been having sex with him in the first place.
fangbanger90 0
is she hot??? can she teach me ;)
spillproof 0
Your boyfriend is a dumbass. Has he heard of google?
ShortyBBangin 0
ahaahahh wow
mike1921 0
#99 , English translation?
mike1921 0
...sorry, mis-post
bballgirl135 0
the worst thibg that could happen iz she teachs him how to use it and that if yur mom teachs him she probably want to get some fir herself!! idk
mike1921 0
O_O What language is that?
wickedgrl13 0
lmao!! I hate when people "txt talk" on the internet. Seriously. Stop being so damn lazy and learn to spell!
monkey314159 0
So your mom thinks your a ****? Boyfriend of two weeks and she feels compelled to show him how to put on a condom.
viletbod 0
Well.. my mom threatens to kill my boyfriend that I secretly have. She doesn't even know we're dating - and she threatens to kill him. So imagine if she knew we were.. Still; fyl.