helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinda awkward
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
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spacetaco 0
Your mother seems like a good teacher. Though, at least your boyfriend doesn't think it's a balloon now.
ryki_bloom 0
#77 FTW Okay. Firstly - was this a demonstration out of your boyfriend's wanting-to-know, or your mums? Or did your boyfriend have a hard-on and your mom decided to show him "how" right before they... Okay. That was getting freaky... Anyways - please tell me it wasn't a physical demonstration. That would just be...Epic. Unless you are into three-somes with your mum. Cause after that, he might just have the hots for her. Just saying. lulz
drimpossible 0
I don't know... I slept with my fiancee on our first date.
drimpossible 0
re point 2. Apparently not that good. Otherwise more of them might be inclined to sleep with you faster.
drimpossible 0
re point 2. Apparently not that good. Otherwise more of them might be inclined to sleep with you faster.
orgthingy 2
I dont see how's that bad at all! Nothing wrong with teaching your bf that, you can make sure that you wont be pregnant now since he learned it from supposedly a "trusted" source
jess222 0
aahahahaha ackwardddd
StrawberryWaffle 0
Awkward* Just saying...
Davidfyl 0
is your mom hot haha and if she is did ur bf have a woody and if he did. did ur mom hold it hahaha fyl
ClumsyJason 3
how did her mom hold it. her mom taught him not showed him.
drimpossible 0
re point 2. Apparently not that good. Otherwise more of them might be inclined to sleep with you faster.
ShannonBananan76 0
awwkward!