Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Kids piss me off.
maria12_fml 0
She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.
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Comments (105)
DamienTheRabbit 0
That's so sad! She'll come around eventually, though.
AnaMaree 0
Her mom probably is ugly. Anyway, YDI for marrying an ugly woman.
Chaith 16
She's a woman. What IS this, "The Baby Formula"?
drano 0
o_O
bloodthorn 4
YDI for being such an ugly piece of shit
00yoda4 0
#62 she is a woman
RJB 0
Wow a little concieted... and why exaclty would a 8 year old need to know shes pretty I dont think shes going to the prom lol.
Casualt1234 0
looks like we need Abe Lincoln to have a stern talk with the daughter.
lindseyxox 0
sweetie piee she wasnt trying to tell her she was pretty she was just saying you have the features of your mom and the daughter took it as in being ugly like mom,,, people have always told me i looked like my dad i never took as i look like a 50 yr old man
madzi 0
8 is a sensitive age. Most girls that age have dreams of being princesses and pretty and the such.
andrewzzz 0
madzi that the dude from deathnote in ur pic?
YtotsDI 0
ya the Dude at the end I think his name was Mel I don't remember it was about a Month ago
babysittingfail 0
True dat
babysittingfail 0
Sorry true dat to 58
ButterzXx 5
Yeah his name is Mello, he's one of L's successors
midwestjerk 0
YDI for living in the Milky Way Galaxy.
Ringmaster1 0
The trolls are evolving.
lmmmr 0
YDI for not knowing that "alot" is not a word.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh god I think I love you.
divineinstrument 2
@3: LMAO!! My god it's nice to have some decent, funny trolling!! We've had to put up with morons like jandersonii and M13LO for a while now, so this was a breath of fresh air. "YDI for living in the Milky Way"... if you don't mind, I may just have to steal that and use that in a conversation some time.
jenjen23 0
I love you too... "alot."
Kel_x 0
I HATE when people type a lot like that -_-
Tubasaurus 0
Kids piss me off.
ad_infinitum 0
You're not the only one.
genius_man16 1
you were one once ya know
redxapplexoxo 0
I third that. But I can actually understand the way the kid thinks in this one, unfortunately. :/
diet_otaku 0
10 - just because i was one doesn't mean i have to like everyone else's psychotic miniature shitheads.
thinkinboutyou12 0
What the hell, not all kids are annoying. just the bratty ones. don't be so quick to judge. frankly, you piss me off with your comment.
dudeman1212 22
It's better to be pissed OFF, rather than pissed ON.
CatsForLife 3
Not if you have some weird fetish... Then you'd rather be pissed on !:)
SvDxHaZe 0
well even if a kid thinks your ugly, you don't have much of a chance
ADR1 0
LOL
Young_Sparta 0
i guess she thought she was robert paulson.
maria12_fml 0
She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.
Pixelle_fml 0
Oh dear that is so sad!! I thought all kids thought their mum looked nice though... FYL, definitely!
calamito 0
When I was little my mother told me I looked like her. I was mortified. I never thought my mother was pretty, but now at 50, she's looking pretty good. Don't worry, OP, she'll come around. =D
Bayji_Gunner 0
Test
stryder 1
wow, i would probably tell her "your really hurting my feelings. i guess you dont care about how i feel." make that little bitch feel horrible.
kawa_fml 0
kids don't give a damn about how anyone else feels.