Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Alberto
Doomsday
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
No Prayer for Fools
Paranaque City, Philippines
True believer
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML
heathen atheist
Witnessed
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
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Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
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brinnablaine 22
I like to play 'guess which fml posts have the comments disabled.' I lost this one, for now.
Lomus 24
I was pretty pissed when the comments got disabled on the "dinosaurs and humans" one the other day, I had a load of little-known scientific facts to post!
Thors_Hammer9999 17
I was sure it was myself, the religious posts almost always are...won't be long for it I'm sure
MissSticks 21
Did you help her?
mattrd_fml 31
How can you prepare for the rapture. either you'll be raptured or you won't. OP, are you prepared to be left behind?
jrock9093 18
Never know it could happen anytime any place but if she's preparing she must be thinking she is not going she is staying or just saw the movie till the end with James Franco
ksks1234 33
The rapture is about to happen? Ugh! I need to go prepare then, I thought it was next year.
Lomus 24
I'm not sure what the FML is here - is it that your mother follows a religion (in which case you can get your head out of your arse and learn to accept that) or that she believes in the Rapture, which is actually a well-founded biblical belief (to Christians anyway - it's a pretty prominent part of the New Testament), or that she's predicted a clear-cut date for it (in which case yeah, I'm with you on the FML). I feel I could really use some follow-up.
CrazyManNo9 29
Tell her to put a sock in it! Matthew 24:36 NIV “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Maybe the Bible will convince her she is crazy...
thefattest 1
Matthew 16:28- sure I tell you, some of you standing here shall not taste of death before seeing the son of man coming in his kingdom. He's 2000 years late
blueknight1st 26
This nonsense again?
Jst4kicks 16
sorry but thats hilarious, at least she has faith
middlenamefrank 8
So many of the FMLs that people send in these days are really just whining, or exposes on just how stupid the OP is..."my gf thinks she deserves an ******" or "my date got POed at me just because I spent our whole date on my phone". Yours....well, it actually sucks pretty bad. Your mom is a moron, it's probably going to strongly affect your life, and there isn't going to be anything you can do about it. I feel for you, OP.