Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Alberto
Doomsday
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
No Prayer for Fools
Paranaque City, Philippines
True believer
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML
heathen atheist
Witnessed
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
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Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
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chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
PenguinBitch 44
The second coming of congress?
yahoowizard 16
The third coming of Bill Clinton
Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
ImGucci 8
Don't forget about Hillary
tpm45 25
I think it's clear that we are talking about a new, zombie based government here... Come on people
fatraptorjesus13 9
No one mentioned above is dead....
Miss_Latina 13
I think she just watched "This is the End" movie
Rainhawk94 27
the cuming of me
JoshuahColins 19
Boo
Zintrix 6
I mean hey you never know. Like I'm ready just in case.
kyu_Q 19
hmmm. guess she thinks she will be left behind.
tournamentdecide 33
Nobody needs to know that, 57.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Hang in there OP...
zandalee 20
I think she is playing too much Bio-Shock...
AVGIII 14
The Government did just shut down "temporarly" many people may be spooked.
honeymoonroyale 20
Well I definitely am, can't even front...
skatoolaki 24
It's not the first time. It happened during Clinton's presidency, too. It sucks but it's nothing to be scared of. Essential government functions are still working.
HisHarleyQuinn 14
That's not entirely true. I don't know about anywhere else, but in my state, Medicaid and Wic have stopped. Neither one of those affect me directly, but it sucks for those it does affect.
louk16 1
And some woman tried to ram her car through the gates of the White House and ran over several cops with her 18 month old baby in the car.
mFUNdo21 17
she had PND
lucianaamelia 21
Oh wow.
loroxe 6
Better get into my bomb shelter
eddeeezzyy 19
Shit, it's the 50s all over again!
yahoowizard 16
And how does one get ready for the rapture other than accepting impending doom.
AnOriginalName 19
Personally, I've been stashing away cheez-its. There's no guarantee on the food in the afterlife being any good....
graceinsheepwear 34
First, put a vacation hold on your mail...
gc327072 31
Good thinking, 14. Don't want to be stranded for eternity with nothing but Ramen noodles.
Rainhawk94 27
I'd just lay on the grass naked
tman1985 9
make sure u got lots of twinkies
MrsDruidess 23
really sorry OP, maybe you could talk her into maxing out her credit card on crap for you since she can't take it with her. ;-)
mangobbler 11
Everywhere there are these religious/belief nuts. I lost count to the amount of times people have been heard of preparing for an eventual end of the world, or rapture, or whatever the heck. Hang in there OP, perhaps time will bring wisdom to your mother... or to us, if the rapture does happen (got to consider all possibilities).
calilovesneb 12
You don't need to be so rude. I could counter argue and speak about the "nuts" who believe nothing exploded and created everything.
calilovesneb 12
And because I know if anyone finds this I'm going to get thumbed down, just think about this first. If you asked me where I got my cellphone, and I told you that I picked it up on the beach, because after millions of years of being in the ocean, different metal particles bounced together and formed it, and then it washed on shore and I picked it up, you would laugh in my face. Yet people have the audacity to tell me something as complicated as the nerves in my human hand evolved? Please. If anything science shows design everywhere, proves there must be a creator. Our bodies and the world around us is far too complex to be accidental or random.
tehdarkness 21
I would support her prepping, because all that stuff will come in handy for the eventual zombie apocalypse!
TyAdam2212 3
Your ******* retarted
WhiteCrimson 23
Keep your head up OP. She is just preparing for the inevitable. But I don't think it's due soon