mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
kennedygeeee
United States
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
abygalee
Akron, United States
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
why.mom
Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML
Anonymous
He's a keeper
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Wtmcisdis
Douglasville, United States
What did you do?
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
jhulich
H?gersten, Sweden
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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nubx 0
So mother doesn't know best?
Mrrevorp 0
ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?
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Comments (147)
nubx 0
So mother doesn't know best?
yummycupkake 0
she's a very kinky girl..the kind you don't take home to mother..wait
DerrickRoseFan 0
part of Ke$ha's life story?
DerrickRoseFan 0
sometimes they do like if they tell you to not sit on their younger siblings swing set and you do and it breaks then yes moms are right
Katana9990 3
better than dead
agentx52 13
Haha, I like the reference 22 is making.
TheTweaker 0
Remember, no news is good news.
xxwafflez 0
you've won $1 000 000! isn't that good news?
Lumenoire 0
Is your mom married to the guy who was on Cops twice?
souljer 0
You just recently watched Tangled didnt you...
alteregome 9
Why does all the exciting stuff happen to other people.
tworoses 0
can we trade moms? mine always ends up in Canada :/
Saltime 0
Congatulations?
Salvikidd 6
congratulations*
Saltime 0
My apologies.
MrSassypants 34
apalogies* just kidding. I'm a troll...
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
34 at least u admit it :3
cgchamp89 7
lmao^
instnt1nfction 17
*lemon
Saltime 0
*banana
EpicPwnageGuy 0
and I'm an Awesome faced spy
EpicPwnageGuy 0
Shit that was random
TheTweaker 0
#17 You do realize he spelled congratulations, correctly?
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
87 really? it says congatulations
xxwafflez 0
I always thought it was congradulations...
sheethapins 13
*Snorange
MOSESRAISIN 0
hows your moms basement been lately?
madhukar 3
#93 looks like katie perry !, she posted failed comments though >_>
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
120 I thought she was a katy perry fan so they'd put a picture of her as their profile picture...
manda_smith92 3
??
Allie1324 0
Hehe ur a sexy one ??????
Mrrevorp 0
ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?
Bananaque 0
your profile pic is awesome! lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ohh breakfast alone... soo scary... I would cry if I had to do that.
Mrrevorp 0
seriously! I almost died when my mom wasn't here this morning buuuuuut she came home with breakfast in hand to save the day lmao
BigWiggly 0
BREAK THE HOT POCKETS QUICK! Two Minutes of Microwave and YOU ARE SET!!?
steierr 7
that really sucks
xroflmao 0
mummy's been naughty.
cre8or99 0
this is more an fhl than fyl
iAmScrubs 19
Today, I got sent to jail. FML. That sounds like a very appealiing FML. If the people who post FMLs don't think they are FMLs, they won't post them.
cre8or99 0
oops my donkey wrote that
mccaincracker 6
want a cookie? people go to jail all the time. your moms not the only one.
BigHoshJosh 0
your a tool. I hope you know that
babee57 0
why is she in jail?
knights95 9
She was trying to have sex behind a bush.
mollykatelynch 11
my mom was out walking at 4am before she went to work later that morning and she was talking to this guy who has a restraining order as she has one on him too and they got caught by the police ans she got sent to jail. my sister woke me up by telling me this. im 14. fml. hahah.
sheethapins 13
For taking nude pics of you #8. I found some on Craig's List.
NomOnShroomz 14
Prostitution.
balest22 0
I love looking at OP usernames
amrik 11
fun time