Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Alberto
Doomsday
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
No Prayer for Fools
Paranaque City, Philippines
True believer
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML
heathen atheist
Witnessed
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Top comments
Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
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cathrope 10
Well the holiday season is about to start soon.
SplineMan 4
Is this Sheldon Cooper?
Sir_drink_alot 20
The rapture? Well if your reading this then I have bad news for you, is your mum still in the bathroom? Go check on her
Thors_Hammer9999 17
I wouldn't worry about it to much unless she's one of those running around the streets grossly inappropriately dressed yelling about the end, there's nothing wrong with religion and honestly have you seen the state the world is in lately? It's about it's a time bomb with a short fuse about to implode on itself...she may be right to be preparing for the rapture...just in case you know
Iniezian 18
Why am I not surprised this FML is from Texas?
falcon571 2
You people who are saying about the gvmt shutdown and the way the country is going you wouldn't be surprised do realize that the idea of Christianity and the rapture are not based on Americas actions. The bible was not written conditionally to the USA.
Jeffy91 28
Did she get high and watch This Is The End?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Let her be a Prepper then.
xMnky 8
Hopefully Andrew Ryan isn't there this time...
Chris93Jones 20
tit could be worse, at least your mom isn't a part of the Westborough Baptist Church, and if she is, well you're screwed.