Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
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RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
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ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
yahoowizard 16
Give him headphones and let him get sick of the song on his own
fml121785 14
Why don't you learn the dance for him... It's better than the song and fun!
jw90 18
Might I suggest getting him to listen to some Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Metallica, or Linkin Park?
ItsAUnicorn 27
You forgot Nirvana, Dead By April and Bullet for my Valentine, sir.
ShadowFlame275 18
#21 You got all my favorite bands.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Ain't nothing wrong with that song
Gho5tk3y 17
As I lay dying, atreyu, and skillet are good too.
ned diggers 14
Yeesh, you people's taste in music is plebian. Kill Baby Kill, Skrewdriver, Bound For Glory, Von Thronstahl, Triarii, and Arditi would straighten that guy out.
MWidderAUDI 14
I could imagine how you feel. that song was annoying to me in 1st grade 15 years ago.
MrsDruidess 23
get back at him with like JB's "Baby" or any of his other crap songs ;-)
MrConcise 35
There's no need for OP to torture herself.
MrsDruidess 23
that's true . . .
jc10x 8
Hating on JB is really old..
RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
tpm45 25
I don't need my cotton eyed Joe, I been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
Umbreon_Princess 12
If it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe, I'd been married a long tome ago... If you're going to quote the song pleace at least get the lyrics right :P
mangobbler 11
Boy do I know what you are going through with, OP. Perhaps confronting him with the fact that it is annoying might make it quit. It worked for me, so I am only speaking of personal experience here...
archertheo 15
You should be a good girl and teach him the dance :D
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Hahaha new girls a funny show
Kaylee_Knudsen 19
He'll get tired if it eventually. Unless you don't have the patience, unhook all the speakers in your house.
wafflefriez91 17
Screw that id cut the damn cords lol.
Grand_Cookie 21
I'm failing to see the problem here.
CrissyyyS2 22
Does he do the dance too?