beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No Pressure
Under pressure
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try, Doris
Today, my mother-in-law called my boyfriend, who is four years younger than me, to try and persuade him to go to a funeral, because there would be cute girls there his age there. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
toastynippies
United States
Cheers
Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
TedX
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
playdated
San Francisco, United States
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Top comments
idc_fml 0
that happened to a guy at my church. he got a girlfriend a few weeks later, so maybe it isn't such a bad thing.
noclevername 0
At least she cares. And at #1, I know, I hate those holier-than-thou sweet old biddies who never have anything bad to say about anyone and hope for nice things to happen to starngers, just out of the goodness of their hearts. Who do they think they are?
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Comments (29)
Timmytwofinger 0
******* bible bashers
foseberry3 0
if it goes that far, she's hopeless
drdingus 27
Agreed
idc_fml 0
that happened to a guy at my church. he got a girlfriend a few weeks later, so maybe it isn't such a bad thing.
evamusical 12
Thats just sweet op, don't you want to find someone special?
xxrogerthatxx 19
Why Do you type Like you wanna write A semi-haiku
jim_witness 0
what does she mean by special??
atsirk 0
you sound perfect for the job
ImSoSloth 0
ZING!
noclevername 0
At least she cares. And at #1, I know, I hate those holier-than-thou sweet old biddies who never have anything bad to say about anyone and hope for nice things to happen to starngers, just out of the goodness of their hearts. Who do they think they are?
MrHankey0123 0
how can you hate someone for always being kind and not saying bad things behind your back. whould you rather they complained about everything and talked about you behind your back? really?
awkwardturtley 0
I am nearly positive they were applying SARCASM :P
My2864 1
#4 your right and then they shouldnt even be on this site .. i mean this site is for missery xD
stargirl14 0
poor you your mother cares that your a lonely loser so not an fml
24788 7
Your mother is just trying to make you happy.
monkeyz0r 0
#3 she means a bf/gf and #1 you just said ****, so consider yourself DAMNED
kennington 0
another reason i dont like religion.
kaszlkaszl 0
...is? i don't see what you mean...
jakob400 0
^^^^ I agree... what I your reason?
Cshaw6215 5
Of all the reasons to not like Religion and a mom praying for her son's happiness is one of them? Fyl for being so selfish...
LordLayAlot 0
As number 7 says, she's trying to make you happy, thats sweet of her.