Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Alberto
Doomsday
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
No Prayer for Fools
Paranaque City, Philippines
True believer
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML
heathen atheist
Witnessed
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
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Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
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desruxion1 3
I'm not gonna lie here... My first though was Bioshock... Too much gaming... But man i'm sorry!
RitaRenne 21
There is no such thing as too much gaming. Well, maybe there is a limit, but I have yet to find it.
pdp_fml 21
You shouldn't look down on her deeply held religious beliefs. I am a believer too, but I believe that you don't have to do anything to get ready for the "rapture".
Beepbeep7 14
Well at least you know she has convictions in her faith.
kenoswild 14
The end is near!! Bring out your dead!! *crazed mumbling* the dark man is coming......
Enslaved 38
m-o-o-n spells "The Stand" Loved that book!(:
worldclassrager 41
No one knows the day or the hour...even though I have heard theories that the rapture will not happen...either way the world could have ended a little under a year ago...
CharresBarkrey 16
Theories that is WONT happen?! Ha!
perdix 31
What does that involve? Harp lessons and eating angel-food cake? Playing "Halo" -- both the video game and the Beyonce song, just to be sure?
buckdharma 38
Just blast off, sure shot cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars And now he only eats guitars
Enslaved 38
Blondie's- "Rapture" was considered the first "rap" song to play on the radio. Others would claim it was "Rapper's Delight". :P
MidnaLink 35
Ha, I almost thought she saw that new movie with Anna Kendrick and Craig Robinson.
dingleberrysteve 6
did she join westboro baptist church as well?
saltefisk 1
Armageddon: 3000 years of aaaany day now.
Thors_Hammer9999 17
2013 A.D. ... A.D. doesn't actually stand for "after death" as some would claim it actually stands for the latin phrase "Anno Domini" which loosely translates to "In the year of our Lord" meaning if Christ were still alive today he'd be approximately 2013 years old....so here's the point if Jesus is only approximately 2000 years old then who's been waiting for 3000 years?
Thors_Hammer9999 17
Oh and Armageddon is misused there....the movie had it wrong..see the phrase Armageddon comes from the bible and has it's origins in ancient Greek and Aramaic....it means The Battle Of Maggedo which according to the Bible is supposed to take place in The Valley Of Maggedo, hence the name Battle Of Maggedo and phrase Armageddon. Also The Battle of Maggedo is supposed to be the final battle between the Antichrist and his followers and Christ and his saints set to take place at the END of the 7 year tribulation period talked about in the Book of Revelations, meanwhile the Rapture is supposed to take place BEFORE the 7 years tribulation period and therefore has nothing to do with Armageddon...just so you know