Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
beekie9
United States
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Alberto
Doomsday
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
No Prayer for Fools
Paranaque City, Philippines
True believer
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML
heathen atheist
Witnessed
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Top comments
Mlk313 11
#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone
chicken_mcnugget 3
What rapture is it this time?
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Ksweety_fml 27
No one, not even me know the hour or the day when Jesus comes. But we is near.!
tigerlilytracey 6
well i have always heard that u cant take it with u. so she doesnt have much to pack
Arlisshsr 9
No time like the present. We should always be prepared for the end.
ilcap 12
Good for her