Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
Not sure where you live OP, but if you live in the US, that kid could get into serious trouble bringing one of those into school. If you know the kid report him to school security and he should be at least suspended for a while, if not, he'll be dealing with the police.
Rodgerdodger17 15
Did the teacher not do anything to the bbgun kid? If she didn't, I would be concerned about school shooters
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Comments (40)
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Isn't that the general rule in the US? Gun violence is much better tolerated than profanity!* * No, I dont really mean this, but feel free to bury me anyway.
Dave_Davington 34
Not only that, but shooting school kids with guns is pretty much a national pastime at this point.
Stripez234 16
Too many kids trying to get their killstreaks irl
PhoenixChick 26
No, gun violence is much more acceptable than sexuality. That's our national bias!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah but it was sexual profanity.
jvanevery 19
I don't think u are paying attention gun policies at schools are so zero- tolerance the kids can be suspended for drawing pictures of guns somebody should have been suspended for having and discharging a firearm at school
DArthurVaderian 18
A BB gun is nowhere near a firearm
annoyedperson 25
That teacher needs their ass kicked
URBeingLied2 23
and #3
wanted_2_want 40
Even though you were in pain and it wasn't your fault, you still need to respect the place you're at, in this case the school. Just Imagine if you happen to be at a court house, with a judge and all, and you say **** aloud for whatever justified reason... You'd be in real trouble. So watch your mouth young man!!
LuxTheSarcastic 23
Honestly I'm pretty sure it's a reflex if you're like being /shot/. I mean it's a BB gun but still those things hurt like a bitch. Also apparently studies have been done that show swearing helps with pain.
crethan33 6
i would still say **** in court lol mainly because i dont give a **** about what people think of me. and i wouldnt just say **** for no reason so there has to be a justifiable reason to say it. in this case it was.
interesting33 37
#3 - please tell me you are being sarcastic!
Stripez234 16
In the event that this exact situation happened in court, I'm pretty sure the attention would be more focused on the armed person shooting people with a BB gun rather than the person swearing
Arkham_Callabero 15
Are you the teacher that wrote OP up? Because no sane human would try to justify her actions.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#3 Are you retarded?
annoyedperson 25
#3 do you think people will care what comes out of their mouth when they're extremely injured. If you got ran over by a semi truck would you be saying o cheese and crackers, or would you be saying holy s**t
jc1015 25
you wouldn't be saying anything at all...at least not after you got hit. Maybe the split second before.
zman938 8
At a court house I don't think you would get in trouble because that reason is like you said... JUSTIFIED
Idiotskillme 20
Not sure where you live OP, but if you live in the US, that kid could get into serious trouble bringing one of those into school. If you know the kid report him to school security and he should be at least suspended for a while, if not, he'll be dealing with the police.
hm7160 5
I think he would probably be expelled and face assault charges. However this guy in my school shoved a pen up someone's ass, (he held it up on his chair and the victim say down on it) causing it to go through his pants and impale his rectum, hospitalizing him. The assailant only got a week suspension and assault charges.
confused_wandere 26
School security? Is that actually a thing?
Spartan_Spar 15
#41 Yes a lot of middle and high schools have them. Not all do especially the ones in nicer areas because the kids are better but yes school security is a real thing.
Kramer1998 20
******* horse shit, its a bb gun, if you kill someone with a bb gun I'll give you a billion dollars, of course barring pistol whipping
confused_wandere 26
#47 I see. Must be an American thing then, since I haven't heard about it happening in the UK.
jvanevery 19
10 shots through the eyeball into the brain
Rodgerdodger17 15
Did the teacher not do anything to the bbgun kid? If she didn't, I would be concerned about school shooters
_Adog2645 24
The kid probably shot op with a smaller bb gun, and was able to hide it before the teacher came over. Hopefully the kid just snuck the gun in, instead of bb guns being allowed at op's school.
crudeandrudeguy 29
I don't think even Russian schools would allow BB guns, and according to the Internet those bastards are crazy. Lol
NoahK2003 16
This is where revenge comes in. Sorry op, hope you get him back!
interesting33 37
No. Anything involving guns and revenge is best left to the police. Please tell the school OP.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Yea, I can get that being shot in the foot with a plastic thing probably hurt like hell. However, WHY would you yell "****" in a school building!? It's only slightly obvious that a teacher is going to get on your ass for saying that, you know? Sorry buddy, it's probably just a little hypocritical seeming to hear this from someone who swears out the ass but There's a time and there's a place for that shit, school is not one of those places, my dude. On the Internet though? Yea go for it.
shanson 22
BB gun pellets aren't plastic. They are metal. And they can be shot with enough force to kill a squirrel if you're good. So this is a way bigger deal than you seem to think, especially that it seems likely that his foot was shot at very close range
Lizza330 28
My mom's car got shot with a BB gun years ago and it left a huge crack in the windshield, so I wouldn't be surprised if OP's foot got broken somewhere.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Someone shot my cat with a BB gun before I adopted him (he was a stray) and they are still lodged in his skin around his hips.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Oh shit I got all preachy for nothin Sorry about that folks, bury away
zman938 8
Shoot yourself with a BB gun, you'll probably swear too. And it's metal not plastic, so it probably hurts a lot more than you thought.
mattyiscool123 26
You must be really fun at parties
AyeJay101 25
Gun in school? Even if it is a BB gun, toy gun, or any in that relevance should have a zero tolerance, at least in the US. If the kid has metal pellets, they can seriously injure someone then. Go report.
cupcakebruh 21
My old high school wouldn't even allow nerf guns on school property.
writerchic85 26
Yeah what school allows BB guns when most flip out over a questionable t-shirt logo or a utility knife
interesting33 37
Why the hell does someone have a bb gun in school!??