BangBangBzzz
Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
spitty
Willoughby, United States
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Not helping
Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML
IckyAsmr
London, United Kingdom
Noise annoys
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Anonymous
Messy
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
mindy
United States
Treat Yourself Day (derogatory)
Today, I was supposed to be treating myself to a relaxing spa day, thinking it would be a great way to unwind. That was until the massage therapist somehow gave me a "reverse" massage that left me sore in places I didn’t know could get sore. I paid for this torture, and now I can’t even walk properly. FML
Pete
Today, it's the third day I've been at home recuperating from ear surgery. My surgery was on the same day my neighbor started renovating. There's been hours of jack-hammering every day I've been home. FML
creepingjennie
Droopy
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML
need sleep
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Severna Park, United States
I'm only sleeping
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Top comments
Nix96 23
Ah, the blissful, relaxing sound of banging, hammering and electrical tools.
creatureman 14
Maybe next time ask for some music or something to keep your attention off any distraction?
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Comments (26)
philosophicallll 25
Well.. isn't that shitty luck.
gamermonster 34
That sucks for you OP
gamermonster 34
No, this wasn't meant to be sarcastic. If you think it was, I apologise
booze_n_bitches 37
Ah the sweet sounds of the jungle. More specifically: deforestation.
tranced_ 45
you were being sarcastic but you went too far..
Xion0014 20
The concrete jungle actually xD
slingerslasher 24
I love playing the "shit on the first 3 comments" game!
MDoremis 38
That's bad luck, but hopefully the massage still relaxed you.
Nix96 23
Ah, the blissful, relaxing sound of banging, hammering and electrical tools.
smokecloud_ 37
The sound of banging is always relaxing to me.
creatureman 14
Maybe next time ask for some music or something to keep your attention off any distraction?
GigaPudding_fml 24
Plot twist: that was the music
Lalala579121 28
Construction music is still better than some of the music made these days.
nyf137 20
Ahhh well, relaxing is overrated anyway. Go out there and show people what tense really is!
GAeroNKissR 26
hopefully you could still relax & let the massage take your mind off it. That sounds amazing right now...:::sighs:::...
writerchic85 26
First world problems
doemetoch 28
Headphones and soothing music are your friend. (And if this was a professional massage that you paid for, your massage therapist should've probably provided that, paying clients should not have to deal with such a level of discomfort.)