Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Inappropriate
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Sips unsee juice
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Top comments
khaya 9
Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.
barmeywashere 0
Speechless o.o
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Comments (273)
XxxbunnyxxX 0
wow WTF poor little kids and you I'm sorry
goshpeople 4
Let's hope the apple fell far from the tree in this case.
hawright 13
just showing those little kids what their career will ne
keithandra 0
Is she hot? That makes all the difference
phatdaddy62 23
true dat
MsSoulReaper 27
Was there paying customers around?
lmaoatall 6
whatever you do op, keep her away from the swings. especially the toddler bucket ones. I would hate to see what she would do on a slide!!
viivian 3
omg that's so embarrassing! FYL for sure!
borkchop1992 15
sounds like one sexy milf
ohmandapants 17
just giving the kiddies what they want...
Crazy4Christ 0
Eeew, my friends do that. then the little kids see the bigger kids doing it and join in