Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
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Paul Rushing 21
Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...
Jackey 29
If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.
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Comments (11)
Paul Rushing 21
Your total is nine dollars and 11 cents. Problem solved...
RichardPencil 32
How the **** do you take credit? The customer designs the sandwich, you just follow orders.
Jackey 29
If he was saying horrible things behind your back, you should have given him a smile while you said it. And, you never have to impress a bigot... they are never worth it.
TheCrazedHare 7
Legit, if you were super worried about it you could have either added a penny, or subtracted a penny. :/ I mean. maybe you deff didn't think about it. buttttt
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
then they probably would been like terrorist put a bomb in my order as you never let him choose what to put in
TCRII 30
I know it was awkward, but that is funny as hell. POS racist customer had it coming.
DrSamba 7
Your customer is an idiot. People make too much of the sequence 911. My Christian ex-gf wondered if there was some spiritual significance to it after the terrorist attack. I assured her there wasn't. My family's apartment number for the last 3 years has been 911. Doesn't bother me a bit.
zeeba_neighba 10
And you didn't spit in his food👀❔
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Okay, look. If it'll shut you up, I'll give you a discount. Your new total is $6.66! Ah, crap..."
jk_waks 20
If that customer is such a judgemental B****, you should have stared in that persons eyes and said,”9.11” followed by a long stare. The person deserve it