Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
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Comments (67)
Sista92359 24
At least she didn't put a pole in your room.
ZDRANO 9
have her gimme a call
Dr_Intent 13
Now is the time to run really far and hide.
christinamarie17 29
All my dad does it talk about how he's going to die. At least your mom is trying to live a little.
Szaszaspasz 26
It's better there than in the living room.
ericaanne 13
At least you know your mom can always make money on the side now?
daGun 18
Time for brain bleach!
limitles 14
She just wants to live a little!!! :) Leave her be. Better this than an affair
mariri9206 32
who cares? it's her room in (I'm guessing) her house. which (I'm guessing) she bought/pays for.
CaroLouWho 10
While I personally would not do the stripper pole, I have to say that if I look good in leather pants when I'm 50 I'll buy them and wear them everywhere. If you've got it, flaunt it. Besides, I hear pole dancing is pretty good exercise.