Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
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Idyedmyhairblack 0
ur mom stole ur thong because...?
katieatieay 0
that is very very weird. stds can be carried through sharing underwear you know. and #4, how old is your girlfriend, like nine?
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Comments (48)
Idyedmyhairblack 0
ur mom stole ur thong because...?
FatSheldon 2
I'll be the judge of that I need to see
xoburton 0
k eww :S
grunt656 0
pics or it didn't happen :)
Jojo08_fml 0
why would you say it looks better on your mom??
davizv 0
cuz SHE A MILF
Clioo_fml 17
Well, lets just hope your boyfriend doesn't think that too. Let's hope he never gets a chance to compare...
greenman_fml 0
that's hot
Kgirl2cute 6
you're not. plus, that's gross!
fuckmrsoftee 0
he looks like dwight schrute! and that is somewhat hot-
katieatieay 0
that is very very weird. stds can be carried through sharing underwear you know. and #4, how old is your girlfriend, like nine?
AliSama 17
#11 not everyone would appreciate a thong or like wearing one. Age is nothing to do with it. She may be a little conservative and when you do that to people who are. It is like saying she is a ****. Thongs are cool, i don't really care for them. Nor would I judge people for their clothes. You need to understand that not everyone lives like you do and respect their way of life^_-
katieatieay 0
#12, i understand that not everyone likes thongs and that is entirely okay with me. what i don't understand is why someone would cry and slap her boyfriend for buying her a thong.
blah_blah_shity 0
ewwww
AliSama 17
12 to a religious person it would be very sexual and not appropriate for a bf to give to. Some would even be upset if their husbands gave them that. "do you think i am a ****?" slap because in her culture or beliefs she is being insulted and she would be hurt. think religious Klingon. rofl.
capslockisgood 19
You're saying that people in sexual relationships don't allow their partner to purchase undergarments for them because it is sexual? If this is unacceptable to them then they should not be in a sexual relationship.
not_so_sane 0
Eww.. i dont know if i could have handled that ... im even dodgy about touching my mums clean underwear off the washing line .... and to think that she took your thong and tryed it on, thats just weird, for me anyways. And for the guys that keep asking if you have pictures of you mum and a thong. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!.
AliSama 17
#18 thank you. #20 haha. yeah. i think they are not just sick, they put an i into fml and changed the word around a bit. sorry bad joke. Anyhow. They need lives.
slyvanilla_creme 0
wtf??? why did she try on a thong your bf got for you??? i hope you didn't try it on before her? assuming it didn't go in the laundry....