Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
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Comments (67)
tomvertigo 17
She sounds real fun!
mrBearBear 11
That's actually really good exercise soo maybe she just wants to fit into her pants better haha
_kristaaxo 24
Take a step back and imagine how she feels. She's realizing she's half way through life and didn't get the chance to do some of the things she's wanted to do. Just let her do whatever she feels she needs to do to be happy OP
Erksangel 25
On the plus side least she'll get good exercise...
tj4234 36
To be fair, pole dancing is actually really good exercise.
DA3Z 16
That's... Awesome
jaykruz90 13
Moms sacrifice a lot to raise us, they deserve to go through a mid life crisis
Futacy 30
At least her midlife crisis wasn't like my mom's. She had a baby... at 42. And that's why I'M here.
ARandomDickhead 8
Invite me!!!
kyrisonfusion 22
Be careful with who you invite over to the house now;)