Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
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Comments (67)
Alchemist_21 26
They make a collapsable stripper pole that you can keep under your bed or somewhere else out of view when you're not using it. She could get one of those and then nobody who walks into the room for any other reason would have to see it.
worldclassrager 41
You'll have one happy father
TacoCat15 10
How is that your problem? It's in her room?
captainsmegma 12
What is mommy's number?
whatwhy427 12
My mom divorced my dad, started smoking and drinking, set up a drum set in our basement, and brought a guy home with tattoos for a bit. My bro and I have to go into the basement and tell her to stop drumming at 12 at night because of the neighbors. I feel like she is 18 when she is in her 50s.... Mid life crisis can be crazy indeed.
loganberrybat 11
Be grateful you could write 'in her room' as opposed to 'in the living room'!
Silk_Routes 14
moma seems innovative
Falling_Under 3
Taking MILF to a whole new level..meh let her have her fun XD
fonkimonki 7
Hey, good on yer mom. What to you looks like a midlife crisis is her freedom to do what she wants.
janfleury 19
Take a pole dancing class together. It is great exercise and may bring you two closer. It sounds like your Mom is just enjoying herself.