Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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lifesabeach1213 7
And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.
OCDC 9
She's just reliving her hooker days.
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Comments (199)
lifesabeach1213 7
And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.
ahhhFYL 0
hot stuff.
worldcupcheer17 0
midlife crisis? oh yes.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Tiger Woods are going to like it
ravensunnyd 0
does she weigh like 300 pounds?
imacreeper 3
69, I don't care if my mom weighed 300 lbs or 0 lbs, if she walked out of the house like that I would beg HER to disown me
Fmyspam 0
If she weighed zero, she wouldn't be walking.
imacreeper 3
of course not. i wasn't being literal.
LordGoober 13
I think that's how OP's mom pays the fees at the "prestigious golf course"
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I wouldn't even go to the golf course. Thats like wanting a pie to be smashed into your face at school; totally embarrassing.
CareFace 16
The lesson is.. Women shouldn't be playing golf in the first place.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Unless you a zombie.
gabstahhh 8
Dear Jesus.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Kill her.
lerouxmaster 7
Yeah, I agree ! Kill the bitch ! >:-D
Angi95 3
There your cloths.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
For Christ's sake, 178...
YurTriniFantasy 1
you shud just take her to a different golf course then leave her there and you go to the real golf course tada!
volley4eva1698 0
yuup that'll work for sure...
athena3100 9
Or not play golf. Its so ******* boring!!!
kenji212 8
i go with # 28 SI! !
kenji212 8
heh it reminds me of tiger woods... heh ...heh heh! he shouldnt have messed with those other 18 holes!
daisyloo 7
Golf is usually pretty fun to play, but suuuper boring to watch:P
Idonebeenhad 17
You should like stop being stupid yeah that'll work!!
MaskedAspen 6
that comeback was utterly terrible, broski.
whitesox365 0
^^ i like how her pic matches her comment
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Stfu 2
OCDC 9
She's just reliving her hooker days.
qjdb 8
Or maybe she's trying to show you that your clothes are "hookerish"
WCARlover 35
...when OP was conceived :o
Lostdonut 3
Had to pay the membership somehow lol.
ThorneCrossed 9
milf stage: one of the best stages, right after teenagers
ThorneCrossed 9
18 and 19 for clarifycation
iSitt 0
they used to call her the "19th hole"
WCARlover 35
awkward...
EatnBeef 7
slap her with a condom. that worked for everything back in my day.
Civilianswilldie 0
oh beef, your comments are the best hahaha
Bubbles1354 0
dude i love your picture
niw_fml 0
i love your ****
hedgerow 0
Be proud of your mom! She's the best woman in your life.
tracyjanay 0
very true
yourshootingstar 4
no I would flat out refuse to be seen with my mom if she did that.
duckdragon31 0
My mom pulled me out of catholic school and threw me into the "black" school and made my sister join a cult. We seriously need a category about parents ******* up
pouhh_fml 0
.. they're your clothes, but yeah it's kinda immature for her to act that way :P
heroesgleealias 0
I think it's a great way to get your daughter to stop dressing like a ****.
Olovio 5
Then don't go? Or leave her at the house :
Keyman1212 14
Like it really matters? My Country Club isn't exactly "prestigious" but there is an enforced dress code. Best of luck to her getting in!
kybabyy 4
Midlife crisis? My mom's gone through a couple of those.
thaskipsta 1
love the grammar comment on your profile not you're profile.
alex6946 10
a couple? wow lol
pinoyboy_14 0
ahaha smurfsville
krause11 0
heellloo
gillbs 0
hi
xiaoxaio 5
hmm i wonder why so many ppl went to her profile it couldnt be the picture could it?
SugarCrazy 14
Just be thankful she isn't 300lbs overweight with facial hair.
scrapmetal58 9
She may be just that.
athena3100 9
She could be and thats why the op wants her to change!
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Or the OP wants her to change because she's over 20 and wearing short shorts. !
pinoyboy_14 0
I bet u she is
Sweetcupcakes123 6
over twenty? so twenty five is too old? maybe it's just because if the simple fact that it's her mom.
amerwin 3
Sounds like she may get lucky and get to clean the golf pros balls.