Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (67)
False_Stupidity 42
Word of advice: Never go into your mums room from now on. Some things cannot be unseen.
Emmaleigh6692 7
On the bright side, at least she's putting the stripper pole in her own room.
iamsofuckedupla 19
Remember practice makes perfect |
revolvearoundme 15
Might I suggest investing in some good noise canceling headphones before it's too late.
miriamfrank 22
Film it and show it to her 10 years from now.
blueknight1st 26
Can I have her phone number?
Thors_Hammer9999 17
why is this an FML?....your ma is an adult who can do what she wants....and why do you care whats happening in your parents bedroom anyways, that's a bit creepy....and really none of her concern
AuraMix 2
I have some money to throw at her
xavior4690 11
Where do you live?
MossyMegaMan 20
Unless she's using your money for it, what does it really matter?