Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Your mom is hilariously insane.
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Comments (58)
ohSNAPyall 27
She's not your peer!
Wer3Wolf3 16
Lock your door next time?
littleking94 14
Because his mom is going to do the same thing again even though he now knows the outcome? What if his door doesn't lock.
Hoopachi 19
If I ever locked my door my "mom" would just take it off the hinges xD.
brand125 17
2 - i dont know what kind of a loose household you grew up in, but if i locked my mom out of the room that shes paying for when she demanded to get it, and i ignore her, id be in trouble and the door would be taken off the hinges...
niallo 23
That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Your mom is hilariously insane.
KeannaLove 32
I found it funny too, but also sad that this is what the mother does to entertain herself. I feel like she may need some new hobbies.
gte225 11
Like a new friend. I suggest a psychologist
mds9986 24
I bet she did it on purpose to have an excuse to open a beer and then drink it to "not waste any."
FMLusername969 21
Or a fkn AA meeting.
iT_Cereal 25
You must be white and a redneck. Lol
varunet2004 11
Excellent... Mom - 1, OP- 0... She clearly succeeded in waking you up
lily05_fml 16
Tell her that it is against the law for an adult to offer alcohol to a minor (supposing you are one)
tristenl17 9
not against the law to drink with a legal guardian in a private residence son
shanson 22
Actually in many states a minor can drink alcohol in their parents or legal guardians presence if the child has their permission (source: I am a waitress and had to learn all the laws for liability purposes)
dantee2005 33
Well she's training u well.
shaaza 16
Oh damn...she won this one.
Teyros 24
Your mom sounds like a beaaaach, people tend to drink a lot there. Not in bed.