Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.
Glowworm56 27
Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.
PhoenixChick 26
And hide the car keys...or install a camera in your car for the somnabulist #inmyfeelings challenge.
Glowworm56 27
Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!
IrieStorm 9
I woke up in the kitchen one too. Although, I had a half empty box of cookies in my lap. I still don't know how I got there.
interesting33 37
maybe see a doctor to see if it means anything or for advice on how to stop it
Davros 12
.....when your a prankster who sleepwalks and has no friends.
Davros 12
Good thing your not a sleepwalking murderer.
RichardPencil 32
As you psychiatrist might say after you tell this story: Icy. Maybe you shouldn’t watch “Frozen” so close to bedtime?
Glowworm56 27
Just let it go, RichardPencil.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Those jokes sent a shiver down my spine.
PhoenixChick 26
Chill, dude
wanted_2_want 40
In the upside, you may want to take some cooking classes so next time you sleepwalk into the kitchen you’ll have a delicious breakfast in the morning. Win-win.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Talk to a doctor about it?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
And more importantly: you have to nominate two people
zuckerburg 21
Stop taking ambien. You don't want to start tweeting racist crap