joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nick
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ouchies
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Ducati
United States
Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Anonymous
It's just me
Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
Worth it
Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML
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protoskore 27
time to test her old toaster while she's in the tub
weeping_willow 25
My mom once sprayed pepper spray in the house to “see if it was expired”. Like, ??? There are other ways?? Your mom sounds like a bitch, OP. If you ever have children, keep them far FAR away from her.
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weeping_willow 25
My mom once sprayed pepper spray in the house to “see if it was expired”. Like, ??? There are other ways?? Your mom sounds like a bitch, OP. If you ever have children, keep them far FAR away from her.
Aiden89 23
Guess her behavior really shocked you.
protoskore 27
time to test her old toaster while she's in the tub
Mathalamus 25
Those things are dangerous. It can kill you. Your mother is a monster.
RichardPencil 32
So, how did it work? Your mom would've been great in the Milgram Experiment. "Come on, Doc, can I give this bastard an extra jolt?"
KingAdrock 16
You realize you could have her arrested for that, right?