Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Top comments
Prolusive 5
That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.
SirObvious 1
If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
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Comments (84)
Prolusive 5
That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.
tellithowitis 13
Haha you got some bad luck!
Keyman1212 14
I put my blow up sex doll in the passenger seat to get in the carpool lane. I guess if I ever get pulled over, I'll tell em I'm married to her... Because I do love her....
Bbhd05 0
Rofl 14.
humorizer 14
I used to do that before going on a diet. Now instead of three people, I look like two people. Wait... two still counts towards HOV restrictions... SWEET!
LiveLaughFML 10
i wonder how OP dealt with peer pressure at school. :X
SpicyDuck 22
Probably because there is a tiny sign that no one sees that enforces when single person drivers can use the lane. Maybe, I've seen them here.
buckeye08 10
There was a guy in Georgia who got pulled over because he was using a Mannequin as his "passenger". haha
Streeet_hayley 6
Someone got pulled over for having a Justin Bieber cut-out in the front seat
scrapmetal58 9
Keyman, your blow up sex toy is a sheep...
Wdgames 0
But isn't that the best kind of blowup sex doll? Mmm, sheep.
Keyman1212 14
The **** y'all talking about? They told me it was a miniature llama at the store! Son of a....
free2speak 14
"Today after weeks of watching people jump in a well, I decided to jump in as well. I died. They had on life vests." -- Analogy for OP's stupidity.
zach630 0
I don't get it. They have lanes based on how many people are in your car? Stupidest shit I've ever heard
BrianAlarcon 0
Haha sucks 2 be you
DrainedOfSanity 4
It's a passing lane Grandpa....
SirObvious 1
If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
MyEpicDemise 7
SirObvious indeed. :D
MRVOlivia 22
if I had a bungee cord, yes!
Music_Is_Life101 0
I wouldn't, I'd be the one calling the funeral home for their stupid asses.
centarous85 0
I would its called parachute!!!!! Duhhhhhh
MannyM 20
If no one else used that line would you?
blargheria 0
If they jumped off a bridge, would you jump as well?
LaughinStock 16
4 yes I would because of the rush :D
s0m3guy2010 21
Those other people obviously had their imaginary buddies with them.
olpally 33
Op should have gotten a mannequin as his buddy...
hillhero 2
Dress your seat up as a person. Works every time
fanceh 10
If they say a phrase, would you say it as well, just like they did?
slushpup9696 12
If everyone else was making bad analogies, would you too?
lliki 0
Throw a baby seat in your car
kaydarling 6
haa.. I know a girl who does that
ambowew 7
Least the cops don't smell like actual pigs. That's one thing that they have over the other FML OP.
SweetJTBR 22
But... Come on it's Bacon. Everyone likes Bacon!
ambowew 7
I've now got that old McDonalds ad stuck in my head. Bacon, bacon, bacon, everybody loves bacon!
Neonnight 0
!
CuteGinger 2
!!