Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sam
Salt Lake City, United States
LET ME IN!
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pure evil
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Anonymous
Monsey, United States
Goddamn cat!
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
jynxisadouchebag
San Francisco, United States
LET ME OUT
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
Today I closed every door on every floor of my building
Hampstead, United States
Ninja!
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
fucking cat
United States
A Caturday surprise
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Anonymous
Mierlo, Netherlands
Asshole
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
Anonymous
Busted
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
catslave
New Zealand
Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML
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oystersmoke 0
what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.
polarpaul 0
If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.
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Comments (135)
leoofbodom 0
A HA **** YOU ALL FIRST YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
emilysanftwsom 0
Does it feel as good as you'd hope? And I don't get how a cat can lock someone out of a house. Explain plz.
2345_fml 0
So you wrote "alkdjpab" because you wanted to make sure you were first and then come back and edit it. You wouldnt want look like an idiot and write "first" only to find out you were 2nd or 3rd?
Ox_Baker 0
It should be "my dad and me."
Kinttow 0
#9 is a grammar nazi does anyone feel how Andy Griffiths-esque this story is? OP: did you go dress as mudmen and then get to your dads work?
fringle 0
This hapened to me too. But it was my dog.
chinesef000d 0
And to think that I was about to give kudos to OP for having proper grammar... Kudos to you, Ox_Baker
Burgessnk 0
It should actually be "my dad and I"
ohgoodness1344 0
I'm confused it does say "me"... did he edit..? and dude why on earth would you think that would be an I... that'd be like saying "my cat locked I out of the house" doesn't make much sense does it now.... dumb people go back to 2nd grade
wrw28405 0
he's right actually. in the case where you are speaking of yourself and another individual, grammatically you would say "my dad and I" to refer to the other person and yourself. Your example actually proves why you would say "my dad and I". that's how you check. You're right, it doesn't work, that's where you say me. So you can't talk.
killerfrog7 0
GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!!!!!!!! get out of here! and how the hell did tht happen? F in awesome cat you've got there
NoWayLady 13
u have smart kitty put him in a spelling kitty
eehizle 0
Andy griffeth mud men!
omgiitsme03 0
gotta be smarter than the cat
Metzler31 17
It should be my dad and me. ******* idiots...
sukhdeep 4
it's my dad and I smart one XD
omgYoUbasTards 0
lmao 112 took me a min to get that! op has a super pussy apparently
ernodea 0
it's dad and me idiots stop trying to sound smart with dad and I
Bullheard 0
i wish they wouldnt of moderated this so i would know wat the hell yall are talking about
foolishworkerbee 0
holy moly, that's just amazing.
VoteForTaco 8
LIKE A BOSS
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
That was no accident....
MiniatureMayhem 0
How??
JoseCuervo 0
At least you got it unlocked,eventually.
polarpaul 0
If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.
Batsumoto 4
Epic!
oystersmoke 0
what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.
ralucanicoleta 0
hahahahahaha pmsl.
jloveee 0
good kitty.
Zezing 0
I love this fml :D
israelnotjacob 20
If this is even real, it's definitely a YDI, because there's no way the cat truly did that by itself. That would only be possible if you did something stupid where you could get locked out just by one little thing getting bumped. I'm pretty sure this is just a lie to begin with though.
Shuinoshina 0
You underestimate cats >>.
fringle 0
No. My back door is one of those sliders with just a flip down and it will lock. My dog was jumping and he hit the switch locking us out. Could happen with a cat too.
Sun_Kissed18 25
#51, Happened to me with my dogs too, I could see it happening with a cat. Its not too much of a stretch.
redbluegreen 41
I feel the OP's pain. My cat has managed to do this before, as well as unlock and open doors by himself.
Darling_Cherry 5
Cats are awesome. My cat used to switch lights off.