izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Tragic
United States
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Aled
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
I like what I like
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
cat co-parent
Australia
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
What the hell? Ignore her till she stops
whited666 0
Meow meow meow?
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Comments (85)
foodlord 5
Fun
salvorican 24
Meow.. Meow.. BARK!! D:,
Senior29 8
bark back, it'll scare her away ;)
perdix 31
Amateur ventriloquists can be quite annoying, especially when you can see their lips move. This is particularly disturbing for the OP since his mom is talking through her pussy.
Buttsexpirate 9
Mr. Tinklebottoms please tell my child that I am crazy. Oh and to take out the trash. Go mr. Tinklebottoms! Away!
qhostred 0
Solution: decide to only speak to her through your pet dog
leadman1989 16
Especially troubling, when you consider the cats only method of communication is to jump on your face and try to claw your eyes out.
1958x 6
I don't understand how that's possible, but your mom's weird.
jerico616 14
Time to move OUT!!!
Sabraynay 10
Gives a whole new definition to the term, "crazy cat lady."