Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
Today, I got dressed up in my best attire and drove an hour to my family Christmas, only to find out it was canceled, and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I got dressed, did my hair, carefully applied my makeup, sprayed myself with perfume, grabbed my bag and put on my coat. I got to the door, and then realised that I had nowhere to go, nothing to do and none of my friends were answering my calls. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
drink alone! woooooo!!
jamila123 5
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allmidnighteyes 11
drink alone! woooooo!!
Angi95 3
Dude I would have just chilled in my jammies and play some Xbox. Who cares what my family thinks if they asked if I had plans I would say these are my plans.
psychaddict 0
Be happy! No one to steal your alcohol or drunkenly throw up on you. (;
jamila123 5
klmay34 0
that seriously sucks OP. I feel for u!
JarheadX_fml 0
get laid by a stranger
yasmeenjonasx3 0
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I moderated this one. You're kind of a loserr ;)
powersmoke 0
You fail at life.
justdancebbyx3 7
Get some friends
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Why? Not everybody wants or needs them. And you can party without them too.
iplaywow 0
party by yourself? how? drink alone in your basement then pass out? that is not a party, that is just sad
corme_fml 0
Go watch I Love You, Man
WastingMyTime 0
So you're saying you would rather stay home alone and do nothing on New Year's eve just so that you wouldn't tell your parents you don't have any plans and see if you can do something with them instead?
inmora 0
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I have to agree with #4. if your to lazy to find friends to party with then your a loser, but really though it's not that hard to make friends
corme_fml 0
"you're" damn. And for some people, sure it is. People are lazy and it's sometimes hard to get anyone out.. especially if they're married.
Ketz 0
She's not "lazy", she just didn't want to leave her cat all alone.
jamie_leeann23 0
go kick it with your local bum, problem solved.
betty66 3
omg genious :)
J4cks0n 0
Ouch...You should have callme!