Damian
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
hannahlorraine
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
notexactly
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
You OK hun?
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Anonymous
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Handy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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hwilly 0
awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out
tylerjs12 0
lol
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Comments (228)
ihasbrains 10
lol, this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read so far.
dubx99 0
gross
skitzofreniks 5
but more importantly, is your mom hot?
OMG_N3RD 0
Awkward...
MonstaStone 5
did u cover the goods !???
OMG_N3RD 0
He's a boy.
u_w8urtrn 2
ur point ;)
Petunia888 13
119-he still has goods!
alex6946 10
:O omg!! that must have been horrible! I feel so sorry for you..
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
lock the door much?
LPEasierToRn 3
Ew... awkward
Casuality 6
Suddenly getting shampoo in your eyes doesn't seem so bad. If it only happened in moments like this.
alex6946 10
omg yes! if he had shampoo burning in his eyes at that moment, he would have saved himself from seeing a traumatizing image!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hey, it beats gouging your eyes out, like the last guy who saw his mom naked did.
omgwinky 0
until he "reached for the wash cloth", double game over then..
ajt1562 0
Wow