Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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polarbare 0
shoulda been luigi
redblueviolet 0
Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!
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Comments (104)
FML_King09 0
First Im sorry but wow
jessxoxo28 5
lol, agreed
ily1210 10
LMFAOO AGREEEEE!
humorizer 14
Not true. Luigi's traction is far worse than Mario's, so whatever happened would have been MUCH worst if he were Luigi. Common knowledge, duh.
fudgnugget 0
should have been toad from super Mario advance 2 were they can pull stuff from the ground
polarbare 0
Everyone knows that Luigi is a pimp and has been banging the princess this whole time. Better traction or not, if OP were pretending to be Luigi all woulda worked out fine!
gearsawar2 0
ydi for being a Mario nintendo ******
Mahyar 2
Mario is the best. @gearsofwar2: Your a fag.
greenltrn2003 0
holy shit...I could have sworn that I was the only one in the world that thought Luigi was better than Mario root for the green guy
polarbare 0
shoulda been luigi
Ajjas013 6
Maybe OP ate some bad mushrooms earlier.
neonokku 0
un duh.
facebook123 0
this is prolly the first "first" comment that i have ever seen that wasnt buried under negative thumbs by jealous bitches.
xViolet11 0
I find it adorable too lol
Mw2Addict 0
PWNAGE
daviesha 0
u mean like u
ihavenoname123 0
Maybe he had a little too much 'shrooms.
Rhien 0
not anymore
chih 0
hahahahahahe epic ****** fail!!! >_<
Giulii 0
well duh, you weren't wearing the penguin suit :)
jpgray1982 0
I think he was trying to rub in the oposite direction while still sliding backwards. penguin suit has perfect traction.
ladida94 0
funny!
thtnerdykid 0
You have a good point. I'm in love with that suit =]
taycandy96 2
lol
abba8 0
#3u rock
bbyqrl123 0
LOL! *Favorites*
tinydancerxo 0
really? magic mushrooms make me see sour patch kids running all around my desk...
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You're doing it wrong! Just wait until you get to the underwater world.
foxboy2010 0
it's ok -gives OP a green mushroom- u have one left...
redblueviolet 0
Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!
1337_RoXxXor 4
It probably would have worked, if Op was just as awesome as Mario, but i guess its no shame not to be.
HaiToThePeoples 0
#3! lol! :D
xxhappyninjaxx 0
the word epic fail comes to mind....
humorizer 14
The phrase "that's two words" comes to mind.
bittersweet_by_n 0
comma splice, bitch
xxhappyninjaxx 0
I'm on my iPod touch... it auto corrects it
ladida94 0
wow
xlostwithoutu 0
I'm on my iPhone too and they auto correct many things so STFU
xlostwithoutu 0
don't be a grammar Nazi regardless. it's annoying and people hate it.
jf7609 0
lol, that's great
splitsides 4
No, it wasn't. There was a comma where a comma shouldn't have been, but it was not a run-on.
jcrook 0
There's roughly a 1:5 ratio of 'I agree, your life sucks' to 'you totally deserved it'. Whaaa? From what we know, how the **** did the guy deserve it?
lexie206 0
He deserved it because in my opinion it sounds like he tried slipping on purpose, trying out something he saw on a video game. people should have common sense and know video games ARE NOT REAL
Janah_the_ENP 0
He didn't slip on purpose, lexie. He just tried to stop himself with something from a video game. Either way, it's totally a YDI.
Giant85 0
uh he was imitating Mario bros. 1) it's a video game 2) it's very unrealistic. I think he deserves it
lexie206 0
ah yeah you're right sorry, I read it wrong at first. I still say YDI though.
DanTheMan678 0
Video game addict :/ fyl