Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor pounding on her roof/my floor. I thought she was being a Karen and wanting me to be quiet, even though I wasn’t doing anything. I stomped back defiantly to make a point. Turns out she was having an asthma attack and was asking for help. Oops. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Well then start eating that ice cream while couch surfing! ;-)
Jaymail 19
F*ck him. If someone doesn’t want to hear other people then DON’T move into an apartment/condo. Duh! What’s wrong with people? Now that he’s complained you need to either get a mini trampoline or a pogo stick!
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Comments (8)
jbuckets_404 39
Well then start eating that ice cream while couch surfing! ;-)
bloopaloop 27
Don’t eat so much ice cream and you won’t sound like that
Brightside86 31
Maybe put down some carpets.
genuinegoodguy 9
Seriously, carpet in bedrooms is a great idea.
AstroTurf Matador 8
So, how did you get the ice cream from your freezer to your bed without walking on the floor? Or do you keep a freezer at your bedside?
Jaymail 19
F*ck him. If someone doesn’t want to hear other people then DON’T move into an apartment/condo. Duh! What’s wrong with people? Now that he’s complained you need to either get a mini trampoline or a pogo stick!
diraven 15
So are you a giant elephant? You didn't specify