Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Not now!
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Boundaries
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Privacy
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
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MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
NeDaroft 5
Maybe they're Asian? Open Door Policy :p
mcintosh123 15
What does Asians have to do with this?
epicwaffles 7
Well that's pretty crappy. see what i did there? because her mom was ta-... no?... nevermind.
MrSassypants 34
#26 I am sorry to hurt your feelings really badly but that was not funny and your waffles are not epic.
hahasooo 2
#39 your just rude. #26 those waffles look delicious..or maybe its cuz i jus love waffles! but be nice ppl!:)
aerro1 0
What if her bathroom didn't have a lock?
william8691 10
#39's awesome bro i've seen better comments from him laughed my ass off too lol
reddudeover 2
1 - She could have a key for the door.
flapjackandbubby 1
He said he was sorry
meggie10 0
I think the waffles are EPIC
Cad6 24
Locking doors isn't very nice. For all we know, they could have only 1 bathroom, and then the mom would be the awkward person taking a dump in the neighbor's lawn.
mizuki123 8
My bathroom door doesn't lock. Also OP I know how you feel. My mom thinks it's okay too.
MrFuzzles 5
I always lock my bathroom door, but I sound the shower warning (yell up the stairs) to take care of business before I shower. I like my peace and quiet while I sing Billy Joel and scrub a dub dub. If I didn't have a lock, I'd install one, problem solved!
nofearjenshere 12
49 - Your picture... :o
aleeshttylXD 9
where IS 39's comment??
wannaplay 1
"Honey, what shampoo are you using," mom says. "Shut up," OP says.
violetsweety 26
All doors inside the house have special ways to unlock them. Like a credit card or picking the lock with a toothpick... It's all because a child can get locked inside. But I feel for OP because my grandma leaves the door open when she "does her business", and talks to everyone who is near.
MerrikBarbarian 9
139- any lock can technically be picked... Though begs the question why you know so much about it ;)
The_CL0GGER 0
Think about this, let's say you really needed to take a crap, but you only share one bathroom. Your daughter is in that bathroom taking a shower, is it really wrong to go? Talking to you is a bit far but she was only trying to ease the tension. When you say it in her point of view its not really her fault.
LolFMLnot 10
Some washrooms are easy to open. You can just unlock it with a knife :$
beastlybeauty 4
youre kthx
MDTeddy 13
I lock the door even if I am brushing my teeth sometimes.
ihasbrains 10
Guys, you're all wrong. The landlord of OP's house doesn't let them lock the doors. Lolz.
TheGITP 0
It's your family, why should it bother you? Or is it just my family that's pretty open and has chats while someone's on the toilet and someone's in the shower :3
Blueglasscup 18
I have a mom like that and my parents won't let me or anyone lock the door. It's quite annoying.
violetsweety 26
145- because I have young siblings. ._.
SammyS2012 21
175- it's normal for me too :3
richy90255 8
This FML reminds me of the YouTube video ' you know your a Mexican if '
soccergurrll 8
Good time for conversation! Haha
Streeet_hayley 6
Bonding time.
mango260 9
I do that all the time with my mum and sisters, as long as we are all females there's no problem :)
Yinky 6
Was she talking shit?
ScarNuts 8
The one time my mom walked in on me showering she didn't try to talk.. The only thing I heard was something close to Niagra Falls..
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Why couldn't OP just tell her off. I know it can come out to be rude but you can simply ask her to comeback when you were done showering and then later nicely tell her that you found that uncomfortable.
shellz102 12
Try a lock?
doctorhook86 25
Some of the funniest conversations I've ever had with my sister are when she's showering and I'm taking a dump. Strict no-peeking rule though; we only had one bathroom and it had to be shared.
Sexy_Cat_MD 8
Well, why would you even want to peek at your sister? o.O
guitarbeast 22
This is why you lock the door when you're showering (unless your parents have a no locked door rule)
badbadkitty 5
What a retarded rule. Yes. Let's take away our kids rights, that will make us better parents! Tell our kids we dont trust them enough to shower behind a locked door. God knows there is some serious sex, drugs, and rock and roll happening while the shower is running!
Unbweavable 17
Screw the no locking rule. If you tell me others can't look at my goodies they shouldn't have the opportunity to.
xNephilim 19
My mom's house only has one bathroom, so locking the door while you take a shower is extremely idiotic. What if someone has to pee really bad? Plus, what the **** is wrong with Americans? Are you all really such bad prudes? Damn!
MrSassypants 34
Yes, all of us Americans are really bad prudes. Oh nooooo!
chronicfiend 0
Who's fault is it that your poor ass mom only has one bathroom in her house?? And who do you think you are insulting americans as a whole like that? Go back to your own country you incompetent piece of shit.
LouisianaBob 9
Snobby foreigners commenting on our fear of nudity! You'd think OP would get used to his or her mother doing this unless this is some kind of new habit.
PlaidPanda 9
38, as a matter of fact, I am a prude towards my family. You **** your family!? Whoa there... Growing up, we all used the bathroom while people were showering, just no pooping.
Danny0522 8
My parents have the no lock rule, but the reason why is because if someone slips while taking a shower, they can come in and help. It doesn't really seem stupid to me, but that's because there is a legitimate reason behind it. Plus I'm hispanic, and that means my parents are somewhat paranoid.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Why did 38 insult Americans when she lives in America? Once you get citizenship here you're American yourself.
xNephilim 19
Yeah I'm half American, half German. I lived in Germany for most of my life but I'm still American. It's ridiculous just how prude Americans generally are. I mean, come on. It's your parents. No need to be embarrassed over their bodily functions. And to whoever said my mom was broke, not true. People in Germany generally don't have a bathroom for every member of the family. It doesn't have shit to do with being broke. It's just the way it is.
xNephilim 19
48, the only reason "snobby foreigners" even comment on your fear of nudity is because it's absolutely ridiculous. You have an entire event basically centered around sex. Spring break anyone? Or turn on the TV. Sex is everywhere. Or the radio. And then, when it's time to actually talk about it or somewhat experience it, the "normal American" has a minor panic attack over it. That's why people from other countries think it's so stupid.
PaulB123 11
It's ironic that 44 was trying to insult the foreigner and defend America by calling her mom 'poor'. I don't think anyone needs a reminder about the current American economy! Or most places in the world... For that fact!
xNephilim 19
That and the fact that 44 completely pulled that "insult" out of their ass. It wasn't built on any sort of factual evidence. Just a kid getting pissed and throwing a little temper tantrum.
qwillis98 20
Lol notice how u have tried 27 FMLs and failed honestly if u dont like america u can go back to germany. At least america hasnt started 2 world wars!
mvems 13
44, so disrespectful, rude, and low. I would love to see you insult someone's parent's financial situation to their face. Whatever financial situation you were born into good for you, clearly you're self entitled. I feel sorry for you for being such a little clueless shit.
xNephilim 19
Yeah, I tried 27 FMLs. Boohoo. Just for the record, I love the US. I just can't stand the idiots occupying it. And go back to your World History class, talk to your teacher, and find out that Germany did not start World War 1. At all. It was Austria-Hungary and, uh, some Balkan country. Over the murder of a duke and his wife. Get your facts straight, you moron.
THE_A_TEEN 28
For ****'s sake, quit trying to fight over some nation's culture! ****, this is FML, not Cyber World War III!
Witch_E_Poo 14
I agree 100%
KiddNYC1O 22
57- You said it. There's a safety issue involved. While it's fine that someone wants their completely privacy, in the event of a slip and fall it'll be extremely difficult to get to someone with a locked door.
xNephilim 19
Or you could get one of those locks that only give the illusion of privacy. They lock alright, but you can open them with a quarter from the outside.
Cabirious 0
Uh again people. Your parents gave you life, already seen you naked, and as children guess the **** what. We don't actually own any rights! Yes it's true, we can be searched without a warrant, and our parents can make us do anything that isnt illegal. Like oh my god, I don't know showering without a locked door
THE_A_TEEN 28
^But a little privacy won't hurt anyone, would it?
murphy22 6
I've got a no lock rule as well, that's just due to having epilepsy, still doesn't give someone the right to come in while I'm showering unless its an emergency.
zakkyzebra 11
We have a no locked door rule.... But that's because we don't have locks on our doors...
DogsPaw 16
Number one response to arguing a house rule; "If you start paying the bills you can make up your own rules"
austin101123 3
First off, a no lock rule sounds retarded. What would be the point of it? If their is an emergency and it has to be opened, then use the key that is above the door. Locking it is the way to say 'Do Not Disturb' or to prevent people while coming in on you in a moment of privacy.
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
iKendall 3
Oh god :(. Sucks
swishaa218 5
Yeah, my little brother learns from example as well, so now he has zero inhibitions whatsoever.
badbadkitty 5
I'm unsure why people thumbs up this.... Thumbs down to disrespect. Srsly.
ManInTheMachine 20
25-Maybe because they could relate to the comment, or found it interesting? Thumbs up doesn't just mean "OMG I totally agree lolZzz."
Trisha_aus 15
I'm happy to say I can't relate but it made me think of a time when I was showering and my nonno walked in on me..again, clear shower curtain..hmmm add that to the list of not so fond memories
L0V34L1F3 9
It is the same at my house, but I go in to use the bathroom while my mom is showering :x hahaha. And she's the one that starts the conversation.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Ugh. I'm glad I live alone. At the worst I need to worry about cats hopping in the shower with me, which is less awkward, more painful.
jizzwold 21
Yay for family!
nirvi 3
Family bonding ftw!
badbadkitty 5
Tell you're mom that as much as you feel like a prisoner under her roof, you are not one, and therefore deserve the most basic human rights of privacy. Say it with a smile. :)
Cabirious 0
How about your parents are the only reason your alive and have already seen you naked. So I she needs to take a dump let her take a dump. Simple
GawdamitNappa 4
Doesn't mean it's any less embarassing. If your mom walks in on you naked, it's gonna be wierd, no matter how you look at it
austin101123 3
*weird
KBeatz 5
Tell her to be quiet and play with her phone like everyone else
estes816 9
No wAaaay! That's just wrong ! It's the only privacy I have.
seeb49 7
Your profile pic scares me.
kieferr 8
Maybe sit down and set some family ground rules?
liquid_sasquatch 10
Hehe, mom was sitting :-)
seeb49 7
How do you know 51?
blissmarie 6
seeb49, why would anyone take a crap while standing up?
KingCeltic77 18
My dad does the exact same thing. And when I say not to talk to me, he gets mad and says we're all men, and tells me how the high school football team showers together. I don't really care about the orgies they have in the shower.