Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
You OK hun?
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Handy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Top comments
hwilly 0
awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out
tylerjs12 0
lol
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Comments (228)
TheNewGuy03 29
*vomits uncontrollably* wait, WHAT??!! that's wrong as a ************! |the kid|
tenzito 0
you loved it
bazingaman10 0
Hahahaha, that's so wrong!! I would have nightmares after that.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
disturbing & awkward
GeneralLeeAdyck 0
INCEST!!
saltycookies 5
Don't lie, she wasn't confused you're just from WV
endora914 0
that's extremely inappropriate I am from west Virginia and I find you comment offensive
Thebestman123 3
endora needs to take a joke!
vlcardenx3 0
I'm from West Virqinia . #justsayinq
Grimmerie 31
q is not the same as g. you are not cute or funny or creative doing that. it's just stupid.
PSQ91 6
Ever heard of a typo 98?
sgtmike666 0
I'm from Pa and I even find that going over the line
docscientist 10
That is one hell of a typo. No, I'm sure she was attempting to be cute.
purplepenguine 0
I'm from Australia just saying :)
Celesta 11
#101 It's not a typo when you type it twice.
ohFmL4sure 0
why? because you sleep with your mom?
xxpauliegunzxx 0
I'm from west virginia, and I am soooooo offended haha
enonymous 9
"Confused" riiiight. more like Wincest time
Livinia 11
Life scarring moment.
HeavyMetalViking 0
You mean your ass is THAT wrinkled?!
JessicaIsabel 0
LOL
TraceCase_ 19
Bwahahaha!!! The only advice I can think of is move out as soon as you can because...awkwaaard! Way to go your Mom for having one of the most hilarious epic fails ever and **** your life indeed!