Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
You OK hun?
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Handy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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hwilly 0
awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out
tylerjs12 0
lol
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Comments (228)
ladyluck82 9
Jeremy Kyle at it's *finest*.
OrientlSoldr 0
how was her body? ;-)
PSQ91 6
Come on.
j4ym4n 2
her face or ****?
im_awsome 2
damn. at least be grateful that your parents still get it on. but that mental image stays .
OreoLovesFez 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA
jayellef 3
counseling for life, and maybe you could get something out of it? new car? down payment on an apartment well depending how old you are. but seriously fyl I would have nightmares for life.
DaveOnDope 4
The nightmare I'd be worried about is having an Oedipus dream about it! OP, try not to worry about it. If it ever does happen, remember dreams are just your subconscious mind trying to sort the input from daily life, or so I've been told. Think of it this way, an Oedipus themed dream would be your subconscious trying to put it into a form less painful to you. I'm pretty sure that 20 years from now you and your mother will be laughing like hell about it. But yes, for right now, FYL!
lmaoatall 6
she must have been extremely embarrased. atleast for your sake I hope she was.
stevenmx86 8
19 that argument is tired and stupid... I don't care if my mother used to bath me and change my diapers I'm grown now and have man parts I don't want my mom seeing.. Dumb people...
mk58 31
Scarred for life!!
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
depends if his mom is hot or not
Thanatos1206 0
Your mom confused you for your dad? Why did your dad need you to be confused??
Thanatos1206 0
Darnit they edited it, nevermind.
SmallTownCutie 0
That's what you get for trying to be a smartass.
j4ym4n 2
yes mate, the mods are over zealous.