Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Top comments
PandaSmile 24
I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.
kee_breezy32 34
your moms priorities are mixed up.
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Comments (92)
ThedaRose 15
sucks to have to compete with a dog!
Vertetbrun 11
Wait, we're supposed to like people more than animals? That doesn't seem right.
hynriech_lord 8
Meg is that you?
mr_jack_meoff 5
Time heals all wounds, when she can't wipe her own ass tell her to get the dog to do it.
gatorgirl2669 6
um i think your mom might need to go lay on somebody's couch and talk some stuff out.. can we say issues?
jessnilla6456 1
My dad said his favorite kid was his "doghter" which is our girl dog. He said that a week after we got her. We have had her for 6 years. He he stills says it everyday.
bazookajoey 27
Just tell her you love dad more than you love her anyway