Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
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Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Top comments
PandaSmile 24
I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.
kee_breezy32 34
your moms priorities are mixed up.
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Comments (92)
Cenobyte 10
I love my dogs that much too, but then I decided long ago that motherhood was not for me. Maybe if I had a kid that would change, but I'd rather not risk it :)
Simbaby 23
Your "little sister " is a bitch
Ibeatmyself 3
At least you'll out live your little sister
idont9care 2
I'm sure it's lack of communication. OP have the freedom to go out do stuffs and all but dog will stick to its master at all times
samaraperez 7
oh my gosh lol
sassy2085 16
You will outlast your little sister anyway as dogs don't live as long.
love_mom2 6
Sadly people care more for pets then their own birth children. Sorry OP :(
Wakachulak 22
"Oh mommy, I'm so glad you told me. I love TV more than you too!"
MateRicks 18
I kinda always new your mum loves the bitches.
lifeofpie25 16
well next time she needs some help with chores tell her to call the dog