LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
the un-loved child
Salida, United States
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Goodbye Old Friend
Lancaster, United States
Step-dog
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Well, actually…
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
iGreen
Canada
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
mandymoo78 22
But how many times do you tell your mother you love her?
infinitemonkey 21
But are you a good boi?
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Comments (18)
interesting33 37
people tend to say it with pets. but don't forget, the words won't lose their power if said less often but genuinely
mandymoo78 22
But how many times do you tell your mother you love her?
WHSKitty4ever 23
OP shouldn’t always have to say it for Mom to say it to him or her.
infinitemonkey 21
But are you a good boi?
pjsr 33
Yeah, but who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Yessss, that’s what I thought! You’re a good boy, yes you are!
Dave_Davington 34
This is why she doesn't love you. Because you're far too needy.
RichardPencil 32
If I ever talked to a woman like I talk to my dog, she’d get diabetes from all the sugar I poured on her. She’d get conceited from hearing she’s so pretty, sweet, cute, etc. She’d dump me except for the fantastic belly rubs I give!
Emma Marshall 19
I say it to my dogs more than my parents 🤷🏽♀️
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you're looking for affection from your mother, you're barking up the wrong tree.
fmlliu 2
We all have the same mother. LOL
BurnInDemonFire 39
If this is some "Mother Earth" bullshit, you can **** off. My mother is a saint. And my dad is Captain Planet. Which is why I'm so awesome.
Jason Thomas McConnell 11
woof woof