Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.
nataliewby 25
Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.
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Comments (66)
thetancarkid 8
It's nothing you can't have a laugh about ???
TrivisionZero 4
Your little sister hates you, everybody laugh!! (sarcasm)
SBurrke 11
I know, I doubt she really feels that way anyway. She's friggin 4 years old guys...
Hollywoodgirl79 18
Remember this when she asks you for a favor or something. My sisters say this kind of stuff all the time and then two minutes later they tell me they love me again.
Darkness_Hate 29
She's 4 hope she will think more about it .
Smooth_Criminal 24
So? Little kids always say stuff like that. Wait until she hits her teenage years, you'll find out if she really meant it.
feven 32
It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.
Jasim 17
She's 4. It's only cute.
emmsies 16
remind me how telling someone you don't love them anymore is cute?
Marcelb 17
It's a phase many children of that age go through. If they don't get what they want they say stuff like that. It'll pass.
tantanpanda 26
From the fml, it seems to be random.
Leafa 21
It's possible she will change her mind, kids tend to do that all the time. And I don't think she's grasped the meaning of what she said either, so don't take it too seriously.
KrustyKrab 18
It sounds like in innocent remark because she's only 4, and because you were shocked, I think it's safe to assume that she's generally sweet. Just make a joke out of it and remember to build bonds with your siblings.
nataliewby 25
Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.
CrystalClearly 8
Sounds like the puppy is behind all of this.
Exodiafinder687 58
That's why I'm a cat person. They still hate you, but in a less direct, more passive-aggressive way.