Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
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Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Top comments
PandaSmile 24
I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.
kee_breezy32 34
your moms priorities are mixed up.
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Comments (92)
tfriend3 15
Doubt she means that with all her heart. If she actually loves a pet over her own child she's got serious issues
chocolatefrog28 29
Rip apart her favorite shoes or pee on the couch, see if that evens your odds.
abbywonka 7
My mom does that all the time, but i know she loves us equally :3
chuka81 27
Loves you equally? How soothing.
dutch_girl13 20
Sorry OP. Something's wrong with your mom. I understand dogs are cute and lovable but you'd think that a child is more important to a mother than anything.
Jjimen1654 9
You should tell her, "dont worry mom i love her more than i love you as well"
buckdharma 38
Tell her "you do too." By telling her that you love the dog more than her, you'll give her a chance to see how words like her's sting.
AustinDenton 22
That's terrible and hilarious at the same time. You must own an amazing dog.
graceinsheepwear 34
Or have a really nonamazing mom.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I know sometimes parents say things they don't mean when they are frustrated. OP, were you being an aggravating little shit? Because its really hard to believe a parent would say this without a reason and even then, I seriously doubt they would genuinely mean it.
BobbieH 19
I think you should mess the rug and chew a shoe or two to show you're just like your sister!
nikhilmanuel 10
Well your "little sister" is a bitch! Anyone get it! No? Okay...
graceinsheepwear 34
We get that you weren't confident enough in your humor to let it stand on its own.