Brittney
🌶️ Spicy
Medieval ******
Today, I started an electrical fire trying to charge my vibrators. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Lafayette, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thief
Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
pmek
Collingwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's getting hot in here…
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
Anonymous
Joplin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mortified
Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
fire starter
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
Lyn
United States
Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
Anonymous
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Toasted
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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Dr_Alex 10
Plural! And all out of juice. Respect!
RichardPencil 32
If you need multiple electric vibrators, you're probably ready to upgrade to diesel power. Diesel has great torque over a wide range of speeds, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Dr_Alex 10
Plural! And all out of juice. Respect!
RichardPencil 32
If you need multiple electric vibrators, you're probably ready to upgrade to diesel power. Diesel has great torque over a wide range of speeds, if you know what I mean. ;)
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Things are getting hot!