Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend in the preschool she's interning at. She asked me to continue reading The Little Mermaid to her class, handing me the book. After the story, the whole class started to cry. She never told me to sugarcoat the ending and lie, Disney-style. FML
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Emmett_Luver_101 0
thats funny lol after she said "im talking to my teddy bear" i woulda been like "yeah so was i"
thepokeduck 0
She definitely loves you. But Kids aren't sappy like that, so they'll never admit it.
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thepokeduck 0
She definitely loves you. But Kids aren't sappy like that, so they'll never admit it.
ryguy997 0
no me and my litlr bro say ilu all the time cuz were close he's my only friend.
syddyb 0
you only have one friend?
sheehan35 2
#13 lol f YOUR life
lolz0701 4
You guys stop hatin on 13 here! Everyone is different and everyone has faults/things they aren't necessarily proud of. I'm not saying that they aren't proud of their brother but MAYBE they don't LOVE not having 1 billion friends like all the populars.
One_In_Three 24
#13, you're friends with your brother? As in you actually get along...? Please teach me your secret...
Sipos 0
Little kids are insensitive like that and almost never say they love someone even though they do.
Emmett_Luver_101 0
thats funny lol after she said "im talking to my teddy bear" i woulda been like "yeah so was i"
krazygirl100 9
lol same here
gc327072 31
4- but you wouldn't have a teddy bear, because you're 22, and the little girl would've called your bluff.
noha_fml 0
incest is best. nah jokes but thats really funny
chaos753159 4
wincest is best >:V
imhope 23
wtf is wincest?
SAGARCo 19
Incest is wincest. Which is a play on words.
24788 7
Haha, you should never assume kids are being nice.
idk_what_2_put 0
that's right
MetalCraze 11
well if you read to her she does love you cause you are a good sibling but she loves her teddy bear more cause he is fluffy
paleknight47 0
Pwnd...
rocker8877 0
Which kind of love. ;-)
lich_fml 0
aww. haha. That's cute though. When I was little and someone would tell me they loved me I'd glare at them and be like "Well I don't love you!" even though I did. little kids are bitches no matter how cute. Gotta love 'em though ha. :)
alson 0
Haha at #4