Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and I'm single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
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Top comments
pbonham 22
Your mum was being nice to you!!! How could you be mean like that for no reason?!?!
LGuard 13
Just wow, sounds psychotic to me.
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Comments (78)
ElatedEarthling 15
Perhaps try to make some friends who also like Sudoku? "Hey there, I like the way you fill out your boxes, call me" Easy. ;)
sibz24 6
Your mum was only trying to be nice, you didn't need to act like an asshole towards her.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
I think Noor's point is that she would actually be socializing with people in a job, unlike she currently is.
TheLadyOpal 30
Y'know, maybe your mom was going to invite you somewhere if you had no plans. Ever thought of that?
linkinpark98 24
My mother would have thrown whatever she had in her hands at me... This is why I never bother my father either when he's working with car parts.
jelly713 19
Not always true, sometimes they just don't quite fit in, have social anxiety or they're bullied. She must have been upset when she was rude to her mom, shouldn't judge her harshly except tell her she was wrong in being rude & not apologizing to her mom after.
DaSandman 9
maybe your mom had something planned for you and you were too much of a B**CH to be kind to your mother
ellytoad 13
Come on, company isn't required for going out. I'd do it myself... if my parents trusted me to be out in public after dark on my own. *sigh*
Levvy 22
I guess we know why you have no social life now.
kageshin1 2
Make some friends instead of getting mad at your mom.