Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
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ellenness 14
nah if they were not good together and your home life was miserable I totally agree with you! people shouldn't always be together
Battousai124 9
No matter the radon, you manipulated them behind their backs, and no one takes kindly to that.
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Comments (3)
DLBL 23
If this is true and not just another rage bait comment, what did you have to gain by keeping your parents apart? You'd end up getting a smaller inheritance if they live separately their whole lives, and now probably ZERO inheritance for being such an evil scumbag.
ellenness 14
nah if they were not good together and your home life was miserable I totally agree with you! people shouldn't always be together
Battousai124 9
No matter the radon, you manipulated them behind their backs, and no one takes kindly to that.