Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
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Team_Buffy 0
Why did you cancel the date? If you would of let your date show up, your mom would of seen that you were telling the truth. It could of gotten you un-grounded. But seriously........sometimes, I think people think of the weirdest shit just to get on this site. This doesn't happen in real life.
BlinkOnceForYes 0
That would be one horrible mother. But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?
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Comments (91)
xdarknightx 0
first
TROLLINshitUP 0
YDI for lying to your mom, you dumb unattractive bitch.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
u must be one ugly puppy (:
MagneticGuitar 0
You are the one to speak...
boltaction1 0
Seconded
Kgirl2cute 6
Jeez #3, no need to be a bitch!
Hommus 0
thirded
chelzy 0
she's not ugly. she's socially handicapped. by her face.
Brendan3693 0
81 jeez that was harsh -shakes hand- good one!
Team_Buffy 0
Why did you cancel the date? If you would of let your date show up, your mom would of seen that you were telling the truth. It could of gotten you un-grounded. But seriously........sometimes, I think people think of the weirdest shit just to get on this site. This doesn't happen in real life.
damnwtfdude 0
That depends on whether he was going to pick her up or the other way around. I don't think it would be too nice to leave your date waiting for you to arrive.
the_stereotype 0
yeah, but i mean, he still could have told his date the situation and told her to come there regardless
BlinkOnceForYes 0
That would be one horrible mother. But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?
dukain94 0
World of Warcraft of course.
PikaKitty 0
xD!!
QWERTYCommander 5
Wow. I hope your mom apologizes. But like #4 said, you didn't need to cancel the date.
HBubble 3
ydi for letting yourself get grounded. Your Mom will never respect you if you won't stand your ground.
shadowkiss13 0
um ya if i ever tried to "stand my ground" against my mom i dont know about you but i would never see the light of day
Kgirl2cute 6
Same. I'd be absolutely screwed if I tried to "stand up" to my mum.
YeahFMLxX 0
yay@9 for laying it all clear for us, if your young enough to get grounded by your mom for stupid shit, the FYL for having no social life :D
thinmint 0
bs
sparkIy 0
go anyway. sneak out of your window or whatever. it'll prove to your mom that you can get a date anyway & you won't lose the girl. anyway, your mom is a bitch. i'll happily go on a date with you, OP
polico_wolf 0
so would the girl who did agree to go an a date with him...
suckit133 0
sparkly, your hot
myfriend_youfail 3
Her hot what? You're illiterate.
johnnyboy1928 0
perv