Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my daughter saw me and my boyfriend making out and tried to separate us because she’s a momma's girl. I thought it was cute and funny, but he yelled at her until she ran back to bed crying. He still thought we were still going to have sex after, because he “got rid of her for you.” DUMPED. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
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cuz803 46
You'd be surprised that this is common among horny dudes that possess degeneracy.
mike3775 39
Or it could be he has read too many times on the internet about people who bragged about FWB’s. One of my sons thought he could have a FWB relationship because he read it on the internet. He didn’t learn it from me or the wife.
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mike3775 39
Or it could be he has read too many times on the internet about people who bragged about FWB’s. One of my sons thought he could have a FWB relationship because he read it on the internet. He didn’t learn it from me or the wife.
cuz803 46
You'd be surprised that this is common among horny dudes that possess degeneracy.
slhiggx 17
Blame yourself if you’re just going around blaming people for his faults.