Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
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HollyoaksFan93 9
Set his hair on fire while he's sleeping..
Mirorbo 27
The idea of 'humor' in the human mind is turning rather primitive these days...
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Comments (122)
HollyoaksFan93 9
Set his hair on fire while he's sleeping..
genesisnirvana 11
then post both videos up.
flagg1888 3
a very extreme reaction there
KK3137 31
It's like Prank vs Prank on yutube, except Sibling Wars...
wolflover44 5
Or you could go for the pubic hair, if you dare. Supposedly it's still flammable.
dre_bro11 12
KK3137, it's nothing like PVP on YouTube. You don't see them lighting each other on fire do you? They stick to the harmless, messy but still funny jokes, not the 'Lets give your feet fire burns' jokes.
victimization 0
imo he deserves it for wearing slippers.
slightlypyro1996 4
don't pass out with your shoes on..
xoluvinshayxo 0
and don't have sex if she's too goneee
ohhaixp 6
light a match and put it between his toes while he is sleeping, and then watch as the match slowly burns down while slowly rubbing your hands together and grinning keenly. nice little college prank when it burns the f*** out of his toe he'll jump his ass right up
dolphincheddar 10
wincest?
theaws0m3guy 4
Video or it's fake! ;)
jess_h14 2
when it comes to condoms put two on..
justbigbs 6
#1 had a good suggestion, how about pissing on his clothes, particular underwear, socks, t shirt
FAYUL12345100 3
Dangit, that's just what I was thinking! How about the nose hair as well?
PutItIn 8
Light his pubic hair on fire to see if it's "flammable"
ThEKID96 4
Send me the link to the video :) but seriously that sucks. If my brother lit one of my belongings on fire I'd light him on fire.
Futacy 30
rip his arm off set it on fire and beat him with it while he's asleep. at least that's what i would do ;D mwahahahahahahahaha!
Mirorbo 27
The idea of 'humor' in the human mind is turning rather primitive these days...
anencephalic 14
Well, boys will be boys.
Daniruu 4
Only the ones that act like total douches.
dolphincheddar 10
and girls will be raging kitchen natzis filled with PMS
foreverjoseph 5
you spelled nazi wrong
robbiboyo 0
hey, you didn't say darling.
EvilDoll 7
burn baby burn. minus the disco-inferno part.
justalilrandom2 4
Burn baby burn, slipper inferno...
IscoreOnU 19
If her slippers are on fire im sure she will be up and dancing around. So that part fits.
AKlesbian907 0
revenge.
itsalanis 25
my goodness, what was going through his mind, other than stupidity and senseless humor? :
Jacobt24 19
"Man this is gonna be AWESOME! It's recording right?"
Sunshyne_Daedree 0
Has Asher Roth taught you nothing? "Dont pass out with your shoes on." XD
JessiskaDawn 5
next time he's asleep on the couch tie a rope to his pants or underwear & tie the rope to something and then pick up the side of the couch! atomic wedgie!
KK3137 31
OR tie a string to his pants and connect it to the bottom of the couch. that way when he stands up... well, you see what I'm getting at. That is, of course, if you're going primitive instead of intelligent
D4TSYUK13 6
thats a great idea
Samiad 0
that is seriously funny
Wangan_Warrior 9
is said video on YouTube? I wanna watch it lol
Ugi 27
I assume they put them out before they maimed you for life. Not funny IMO.